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Alternative History where Tim Curry was in Labyrinth
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A muffaletta is a name for a small muff
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Asking Jesus what he *really* thinks about Mark Wahlberg
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have never gotten lost in a corn maze but on occasions I have been forced to eat my way out
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ooh no I had a horrible premonition that the Louvre robbery was a concept art piece and let out the loudest groan
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Terrifying + Horrific = Terrific
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gilmore Girls sounds too much like Golden Girls. We gotta be more strategic about picking TV show names, making sure they pass the “does it sound like another show if you have mouth full of Oreos” test
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They should put QR codes on Pokemon
September 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
He’s called a Pikachu because he perks at you
August 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Birthday Cube
August 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The five stages of grief: anger, denial, bargaining, more anger, hiccups
August 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Alien vs Predator vs RoboCop
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In Pontypool there is a virus that spreads via speech turning people into insane cannibalistic zombies. Just thinking of that when I read the latest "VC turned insane by exposure to ChatGPT" story
July 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Probably the hardest part about being depressed is piloting the Mecha
July 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pronouncing pirates like pilates
June 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Eat/Pray/Love/Better/Harder/Faster/Stronger
June 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Will I understand Diabetes Type 2 if I haven't seen Diabetes Type 1?
May 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
On Easter Sunday you should have to vomit the communion wafer back up
April 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They should send more pop stars into space when they have reached the end of their useful lives
April 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Are centaurs allowed to compete in dressage events
April 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My shower drain is clogged with Chicken McNuggets again
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The three branches of government are the Executive, the Legislative, and catering
February 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Judy Dench Simulator, a GameCube classic
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GoDaddy is named for all the fathers who left to buy a pack of cigarettes and never came back
February 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
An appendectomy is when they cut you open and add an extra organ
February 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM