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Probably a lot of dumb shit about fighting games and horror movies.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.

me: huh

announcer: uoodoo is the pizza

me: ok

announcer: chirico is the cheese

me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Fun build. Got it about 90% complete and then abandoned it for a month. Xavier's Gyan just arrived and shamed me into finishing it up. #gunpla

I might buy the expansion kit next year. I'd love to have a saluting hand and a recoilless rifle to recreate THAT pose.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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"people"
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It is Nov 1, and #Hooptober is over. I finished with 32, which isn't much compared to my previous years. I just couldn't get into this one. Maybe I didn't click with the categories, maybe I just picked the wrong movies. Who can say? I'll definitely be back for next year, though.
November 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Thirty films down, one left to go for #Hooptober. Can I watch one more movie in the next five days??

(Yeah, most likely.)
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Some Westerners are going to ask themselves why their own countries aren’t improving, take a long hard look in the mirror, and decide they have to become even more racist.
At some point the public will realize that China is racing past us in every way that matters and I don’t know what that will do to the country
The Chinese are likely going to return to the moon before Americans and it's going to hit the American space establishment like a nightmare
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is there a point bonus for alliteration

#Hooptober
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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oppose woke, have stroke
September 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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When mech models go to war - in stop motion!

The shoe string (actual string holding up the aircraft models!) budget gives this DOS game such low-budget charm. And a vibe unlike the increasingly pre-rendered intro sequences of its peers.

📺: Iron Assault, Graffiti, 1995.
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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R4: RIDGE RACER TYPE 4
NAMCO 1999
PLAYSTATION
August 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM