I even did promo for you at tech mids on the php podcast!

I feel sad

It's a subtle thing to notice, and I'm with you on that, but he's also chatting bollocks because he lives in an alternate reality where he is very clever.

I'm not sure there is quite the same similiarity - Laravel are building a viable business on top of the original open source infrastructure. DHH, Shopify and Rails are doing something different. That's a rug pull that can't happen in PHP, and I'm kinda glad it is the way it is.

"Talk sexy to me"
"4847 tests, 4847 pass, 0 fail"

How did I not spot this

How is it not big iron

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Is that the one with the melted face in the garden centre, is it that one?

As if the king AI video of trump releasing shit all over US citizens didn't scream "perhaps not this"

Fairly expected set list really. Bit disappointed no backdrifts

Given your description, I am thoroughly happy with my decision to have a standard edition cat

I am picturing benny hill music while you chase her around the house in a fruitless endeavour

Thank you very much for these kind words, it's not often I get feedback! 💙💙

Or maybe @jessarcher.bsky.social can help me

I didn't realise Dutch is like German where there is a word for "I forgot to put the bins out and now my kitchen smells"

You cannot comprehend the excitement in my body that is in wait for the time he is 10 and I read LOTR to him.

AND MY AXE

Word @pauline-vos.nl you lot are proper mad innit