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Throbgoblin
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Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
This is why she's the GOAT
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The thing is that "me after smoking a bowl" might be the target demo for this broadcast
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is the impression I'm getting lol
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
FNAF: not even once!
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm glad you clarified because I was over here nodding like "ah yes another FNAF enthusiast" and nobody deserves that
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So much nicer! Recyclable! Why Styrofoam?!
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
(Don't worry I should finish the movie by the time I would put on the football anyway)
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*hits a clearly aggressive and unwell priest with a shopping bag* I shouldn't have done that

Me: It's so refreshing when an Irish actor gets an Irish role
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
for no reason at all 💀💀💀
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Pretzels are super good. I've also done nilla wafers and biscoff for different flavors too. Graham cracker is a classic for a reason but branching out is so rewarding
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love the movie theater. It's like church, for me.

Nowadays I try to avoid spoilers and find screenings nobody will be at long after the movie comes out because people treat the theater like their living room. Keep your shoes on and shut up! It's so weird!
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Admittedly I do not understand dates and have generally gone on them accidentally but I pay so many taxes
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I THOUGHT it looked Coral Ridge-y. What a trip, omg
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I AM SUMMONED! love a surprise hockey tbh, who are they?
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM