The tagline “from a place you’ve never heard of” seems like a pointed reference to widespread ignorance of the Gallipoli campaign outside Australia and NZ at that time.

Or even worse than that, a total eclipse of the heart.

Always happy for an excuse to bring out this gem

It’s the face of a man who has suddenly realised that he’s become everything that his younger self despised. That could never be said of you.

Who would go the effort of putting on a suit and tie for a photoshoot and then deciding ‘ah f**k it, let’s do it in the kitchen.’?

There was a period during 2005-12 when Matthew Elliott was Allister Heath’s brother-in-law (Elliott and Florence Heath were co-founders of the Taxpayers’ Alliance in 2004 and their union was blessed with marriage). I often wonder whether the two ex-brothers-in-law stayed in touch after the divorce.

“Nigel’s a big supporter of Israel, he can’t possibly be racist!”

Unless the topic under discussion is religion, kicking off with “well, Sarah, I’m a Christian…” is never a good start, but dear Lord…

All roads lead to Budapest with this mob.

Best not to mention the 2003 revamp…

Big if chou!

Ryan and the lads at Raise the Colours have been spending the past few days mooching around the French coast on a mission cunningly codenamed ‘Operation France’ and their findings are mind-blowing…

This reminds me of the 1981 movie “Southern Comfort”.

“I told you not to call me at work, Vlad.”

Wasn’t Seb’s mother’s sending her son to a private school a form of class warfare as well?

If it can be programmed to take bribes and beat up its girlfriend as well then Russian finally has its own version of Robocop.

Meanwhile Allison Pearson decided to make Remembrance Sunday all about her…