LA Goolb
@seanqua.bsky.social
Workin’ in tech (mostly against my will), livin’ for the next all-new episode of Chopped on the Food Network, hosted by Ted Allen
I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.
Finished my project of the summer tonight. Wouldn’t have been able to complete the list without my beloved LA Public Library.
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finished my project of the summer tonight. Wouldn’t have been able to complete the list without my beloved LA Public Library.
Really good guest appearance by @dcpierson.bsky.social in today’s editorial cartoon!
August 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Really good guest appearance by @dcpierson.bsky.social in today’s editorial cartoon!
I was skeptical of the West Wing Expanded Universe going in. But you know what? It's pretty good!
December 14, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I was skeptical of the West Wing Expanded Universe going in. But you know what? It's pretty good!
Big ups to the inflatable lawn Grinch in my neighborhood for giving me a reason to explain this post to my wife:
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Big ups to the inflatable lawn Grinch in my neighborhood for giving me a reason to explain this post to my wife:
When my dog Asparagus was a puppy she liked to sleep under this chair. She eventually came out of that dark place and you will also come out of yours!
September 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
When my dog Asparagus was a puppy she liked to sleep under this chair. She eventually came out of that dark place and you will also come out of yours!
Inspired by a recent viewing of Twisters (which was disappointing), I re-listened to the original Twister soundtrack. What an Apple TV+ ass album. So many famous acts putting in C- work.
September 2, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Inspired by a recent viewing of Twisters (which was disappointing), I re-listened to the original Twister soundtrack. What an Apple TV+ ass album. So many famous acts putting in C- work.
Made the mistake of explaining simping to my wife. Now whenever she accuses me of simping for our dog, I have no comeback.
July 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Made the mistake of explaining simping to my wife. Now whenever she accuses me of simping for our dog, I have no comeback.
Ah, the mighty Pacific. The world’s largest toilet.
July 10, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Ah, the mighty Pacific. The world’s largest toilet.
What, and I say this with love, the fuck?
July 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
What, and I say this with love, the fuck?
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and white jerseys for the home team in the NBA playoffs. That's just me.
May 11, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and white jerseys for the home team in the NBA playoffs. That's just me.
Never forget Jon Hamm’s John Ham. I have this hanging in my home office.
February 22, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Never forget Jon Hamm’s John Ham. I have this hanging in my home office.
Using the patented @yossarianjumps.bsky.social method to get through LOTR Rings of Power. We’re making progress, but oh so slowly.
January 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Using the patented @yossarianjumps.bsky.social method to get through LOTR Rings of Power. We’re making progress, but oh so slowly.
For those who really miss the feeling of watching the NYT needle on election night, may I recommend periodically checking in on the Google reviews from Postcards from Earth, the Darren Aronofsky movie playing at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Real battle of wills going on over there.
December 22, 2023 at 12:13 AM
For those who really miss the feeling of watching the NYT needle on election night, may I recommend periodically checking in on the Google reviews from Postcards from Earth, the Darren Aronofsky movie playing at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Real battle of wills going on over there.
Thinking through my weekend plans and remembered this all-time banger @stefanheck.bsky.social
December 9, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Thinking through my weekend plans and remembered this all-time banger @stefanheck.bsky.social
Originally shared by @yossarianjumps.bsky.social
September 12, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Originally shared by @yossarianjumps.bsky.social
Really dying to know what “souping” did to Mario Lopez’s insides, but knowing that some of life’s mysteries should remain mysteries. Feeling enlightened
August 20, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Really dying to know what “souping” did to Mario Lopez’s insides, but knowing that some of life’s mysteries should remain mysteries. Feeling enlightened
The dull tan of Nevada vs the the pink/orange tan of Arizona is a very important difference. Nevada is perhaps the worst state to drive through and Arizona is one of the best.
August 15, 2023 at 4:43 AM
The dull tan of Nevada vs the the pink/orange tan of Arizona is a very important difference. Nevada is perhaps the worst state to drive through and Arizona is one of the best.
Blessing the timeline with one of my all-times favorite tweets
July 29, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Blessing the timeline with one of my all-times favorite tweets
Poet, 75 BC: I mean, it looks like me but could you do me a solid and fill in my hairline some more?
Sculptor: You think in 2,000 years anybody will give a shit that you’re going bald?
Sculptor: You think in 2,000 years anybody will give a shit that you’re going bald?
July 15, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Poet, 75 BC: I mean, it looks like me but could you do me a solid and fill in my hairline some more?
Sculptor: You think in 2,000 years anybody will give a shit that you’re going bald?
Sculptor: You think in 2,000 years anybody will give a shit that you’re going bald?