I think it's just homoerotic regular text!

How dare you.

David Stern and Tim Donaghy rigged the 2002 Western Conference Finals because America wasn't ready for this kind of unbridled sexuality.

In Doug's own words, "Buckle up. For the real ones, buckle up."

You know what? Here's former Kings player and current Kings coach Doug Christie. No wonder his wife didn't let him talk to other women!

The tagline for BigDonsBoys.com is "These Dreamboats Are All Tall Ships"

And here's the 2000-01 Kings bonding, though it feels like White Chocolate can sense he's about to get traded and won't get as close to his boys.

Peja Stojakovic.

Olshey is also a cautionary tale about hiring a GM who is too handsome, though it's possible Rob Pelinka's good looks hypnotized Nico into settling for a single first-round pick in the Luka trade.

That summer of 2016 where Olshey had just proved that the Blazers would thrive with athletic hard-nosed wings surrounding Dame and then he gave huge contracts to Allen Crabbe, Meyers Leonard, and Even Turner, hoo boy.

He's from Modesto, so you can understand how moving to Reno was aspirational for him.