Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
Happy Thanksgiving from Hawaii.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Hawaii.
You know what? Here's former Kings player and current Kings coach Doug Christie. No wonder his wife didn't let him talk to other women!
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You know what? Here's former Kings player and current Kings coach Doug Christie. No wonder his wife didn't let him talk to other women!
And here's the 2000-01 Kings bonding, though it feels like White Chocolate can sense he's about to get traded and won't get as close to his boys.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
And here's the 2000-01 Kings bonding, though it feels like White Chocolate can sense he's about to get traded and won't get as close to his boys.
If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
We’re having a clearance sale.
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We’re having a clearance sale.
We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.
Me and my friend Cooper both love yelling!
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Me and my friend Cooper both love yelling!
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
I had to wear the Kris Humphries jersey for Opening Day.
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
July 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I had to wear the Kris Humphries jersey for Opening Day.
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
Nephew was proud that none of the Giants cried even though they were losing.
June 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nephew was proud that none of the Giants cried even though they were losing.
Happy Birthday to Lou Gehrig, Dirk Nowitzki, Salman Rushdie, Jordan Poole, Blaise “Triangle Man” Pascal, Wallis Simpson, Moe from the Three Stooges, Nancy Marchand, Duane Kuiper, Macklemore, Paula Abdul and Garfield!
June 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy Birthday to Lou Gehrig, Dirk Nowitzki, Salman Rushdie, Jordan Poole, Blaise “Triangle Man” Pascal, Wallis Simpson, Moe from the Three Stooges, Nancy Marchand, Duane Kuiper, Macklemore, Paula Abdul and Garfield!
Mr. Booze has finally finished his PhD thesis!
May 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Mr. Booze has finally finished his PhD thesis!
David Zaslav’s presence is why the Knicks lost.
May 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
David Zaslav’s presence is why the Knicks lost.
This car represents three bad decisions.
May 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This car represents three bad decisions.
My nephew put this sticker on my forehead during the 4th quarter and then Gary Payton II hit a three and obviously I had to wear it the rest of the game. You’re welcome.
April 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My nephew put this sticker on my forehead during the 4th quarter and then Gary Payton II hit a three and obviously I had to wear it the rest of the game. You’re welcome.
I wrote a guide for Warriors fans looking for how to hate the Memphis Grizzlies tonight:
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
April 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wrote a guide for Warriors fans looking for how to hate the Memphis Grizzlies tonight:
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
My mom’s diet has the least-appetizing description of food I’ve ever seen.
April 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My mom’s diet has the least-appetizing description of food I’ve ever seen.
This is a photo of loyalty.
April 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is a photo of loyalty.
