sean
seancjohnston.bsky.social
sean
@seancjohnston.bsky.social
Professional softwareman
Not enough people realise that there’s a multi trillion dollar industry dedicated to weaponising human psychology against underdeveloped brains to extract maximum shareholder value. Phones are almost compulsory to function as part of society but also require eternal vigilance - for adults too tbh.
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My favourite bun gotcha is that ‘bun test —coverage’ will completely ignore files that have no tests at all, so your coverage looks artificially high.

I found this out because it said coverage was like 45% on an enterprise app that had a total of 26 tests.
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Dahir Insaat running out of ideas smh
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I also used it for a while before I ever mentioned it to anyone else at work, so no. I don’t even think it *can* do anything to your repo that can’t be done in Git already, jj just makes doing a lot of things easier.
October 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reposted by sean
Obviously, it has no capability to do background processing. So there's a bunch of posts from irate users because ChatGPT told them to wait hours/days/weeks while it did absolutely nothing at all 💀
2/2
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hmm seems a lot let’s Streamline The Experience (delete 95% of them) while preserving The Same Great Service (lol)
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s okay you’ll wake up and this will all be a dream. It’ll be summer 2001, and your overnight download of Hybrid Theory will be finished.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by sean
"Asbestos isn't going away, we need to work with it"

"VR is unavoidable, everyone will be using it"

"Metaverse is the future, you don't want to be left behind"

"3DTVs will be the new standard"

"Radium is here to stay"

"NFTs aren't going anywhere, you should embrace it"
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If it’s not important enough for you to create it’s not important enough to make me look at it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM