seanalyn
@seanalyn.bsky.social
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My father in law ended up with a bunch of herb and occult books from a witch that used to live next to him, he’s letting me borrow them
Nothing crazy, more history and lots of really cool herb based potions, tonics, lotions, teas, etc
I am absolutely going to be trying some of these out
Nothing crazy, more history and lots of really cool herb based potions, tonics, lotions, teas, etc
I am absolutely going to be trying some of these out
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My father in law ended up with a bunch of herb and occult books from a witch that used to live next to him, he’s letting me borrow them
Nothing crazy, more history and lots of really cool herb based potions, tonics, lotions, teas, etc
I am absolutely going to be trying some of these out
Nothing crazy, more history and lots of really cool herb based potions, tonics, lotions, teas, etc
I am absolutely going to be trying some of these out
Next time someone asks why the straights don’t get a parade remind them the Macys Day Parade exists
I mean I love it. Where else do you see Lil John singing Turn Down for What with the Toys r Us giraffe
I mean I love it. Where else do you see Lil John singing Turn Down for What with the Toys r Us giraffe
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Next time someone asks why the straights don’t get a parade remind them the Macys Day Parade exists
I mean I love it. Where else do you see Lil John singing Turn Down for What with the Toys r Us giraffe
I mean I love it. Where else do you see Lil John singing Turn Down for What with the Toys r Us giraffe
Do men realize how many women shifted from the “healing phase” to the “fuck it feral phase” in 2025?
We’re not going for zen mental health and balance babes. That’s not an option in this society at this point. It’s all about feral rage babes. No more people pleasing for the patriarchy please 🦝 💅
We’re not going for zen mental health and balance babes. That’s not an option in this society at this point. It’s all about feral rage babes. No more people pleasing for the patriarchy please 🦝 💅
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Do men realize how many women shifted from the “healing phase” to the “fuck it feral phase” in 2025?
We’re not going for zen mental health and balance babes. That’s not an option in this society at this point. It’s all about feral rage babes. No more people pleasing for the patriarchy please 🦝 💅
We’re not going for zen mental health and balance babes. That’s not an option in this society at this point. It’s all about feral rage babes. No more people pleasing for the patriarchy please 🦝 💅
I feel for the families of the National Guardsmen killed today. Losing a loved one is hard enough but losing one because a manchild president wanted to use the national guard as his toy soldiers for his Nazi fantasy cosplay is just…fuck man.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I feel for the families of the National Guardsmen killed today. Losing a loved one is hard enough but losing one because a manchild president wanted to use the national guard as his toy soldiers for his Nazi fantasy cosplay is just…fuck man.
Something dawned on me recently. When I was going thru puberty my mother was going thru peri and then menopause
This is the case for most mothers and daughters
Jfc how do any of us survive that hurricane of hormones and come out alive?! Including our brothers and dads and pets?!
This is the case for most mothers and daughters
Jfc how do any of us survive that hurricane of hormones and come out alive?! Including our brothers and dads and pets?!
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Something dawned on me recently. When I was going thru puberty my mother was going thru peri and then menopause
This is the case for most mothers and daughters
Jfc how do any of us survive that hurricane of hormones and come out alive?! Including our brothers and dads and pets?!
This is the case for most mothers and daughters
Jfc how do any of us survive that hurricane of hormones and come out alive?! Including our brothers and dads and pets?!
Not surprised. Musk leaves a wake of destruction in every town he brings his “business” to. Only place that can handle him is Silicon Valley and that’s only because we’re all broken and have dealt with a dozen other mediocre white male CEOs like him.
No city should welcome him or his companies
No city should welcome him or his companies
WOWWWWW— that didn’t take long: “Crews walk out on on Nashville tunnel, claiming Musk’s Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA concerns”
As we suspected, that absurd not-a-town-hall with Steve Davis aged like guacamole 🥑 nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
As we suspected, that absurd not-a-town-hall with Steve Davis aged like guacamole 🥑 nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not surprised. Musk leaves a wake of destruction in every town he brings his “business” to. Only place that can handle him is Silicon Valley and that’s only because we’re all broken and have dealt with a dozen other mediocre white male CEOs like him.
No city should welcome him or his companies
No city should welcome him or his companies
This post brought to you by everyone that has sped thru a yellow or around someone making a right turn all because you wanted to get somewhere 30 seconds faster
Those 30 seconds of trying to get around another car or thru the light before it changes can easily take a life. So please remember that
Those 30 seconds of trying to get around another car or thru the light before it changes can easily take a life. So please remember that
This is a joke article but like all Onions stories it’s also true
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This post brought to you by everyone that has sped thru a yellow or around someone making a right turn all because you wanted to get somewhere 30 seconds faster
Those 30 seconds of trying to get around another car or thru the light before it changes can easily take a life. So please remember that
Those 30 seconds of trying to get around another car or thru the light before it changes can easily take a life. So please remember that
This is a joke article but like all Onions stories it’s also true
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is a joke article but like all Onions stories it’s also true
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
Much like guns I believe most Americans should not be allowed to own and operate a car at least now without thorough training and background checks 🤷♀️
Cars are weapons and we just hand em out when you’re 16 and say have at it 🙃
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a man who gets an email like this from his own mother should be legally required to reveal it to every woman he ever meets ever ever
![We still love you, but we are broken by your behavior and lack of character. I don't want to write emails like this and never thought I would. If it damages our relationship further, then so be it, but at least I have said my piece. [Redacted]
And yes, we are praying for you (and you don't deserve to know how we are praying, so skip the snarky reply)
I don't want an answer to this... I don't want to debate with you. You twist and abuse everything I say anyway. But...
On behalf of all the women (and I know it's many) you have abused in some way, I say... get some help and take an honest look at yourself...
Mom](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/bafkreifcbxiabi7zxvs6muuks5ba2ugax7554oib7ucldsilio3xwaes34@jpeg)
November 30, 2024 at 6:21 AM
a man who gets an email like this from his own mother should be legally required to reveal it to every woman he ever meets ever ever
“Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky. Waiting for me when I die…
And then the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all”
Hope you got your pie Jimmy. RIP to one of the greatest of all time, Jimmy Cliff
And then the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all”
Hope you got your pie Jimmy. RIP to one of the greatest of all time, Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky. Waiting for me when I die…
And then the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all”
Hope you got your pie Jimmy. RIP to one of the greatest of all time, Jimmy Cliff
And then the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all”
Hope you got your pie Jimmy. RIP to one of the greatest of all time, Jimmy Cliff
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My mum, few years ago after saying "fuck it, that'll do."
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My mum, few years ago after saying "fuck it, that'll do."
I haven’t set foot in a Home Depot in years because their owner is a known Trump supporter and asshole, but I am considering it to do this! Home Depot has been complicit in ICE raids 😡
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I haven’t set foot in a Home Depot in years because their owner is a known Trump supporter and asshole, but I am considering it to do this! Home Depot has been complicit in ICE raids 😡
Just about done with Brimstone, the second book in Fae and Alchemy and it’s sealed itself as one of my fav fantasy series
Without spoiling it, it ends up pulling in a lot of themes that women today deal existing in a patriarchal world struggling for control over our lives & bodies
And it’s also 🥵
Without spoiling it, it ends up pulling in a lot of themes that women today deal existing in a patriarchal world struggling for control over our lives & bodies
And it’s also 🥵
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just about done with Brimstone, the second book in Fae and Alchemy and it’s sealed itself as one of my fav fantasy series
Without spoiling it, it ends up pulling in a lot of themes that women today deal existing in a patriarchal world struggling for control over our lives & bodies
And it’s also 🥵
Without spoiling it, it ends up pulling in a lot of themes that women today deal existing in a patriarchal world struggling for control over our lives & bodies
And it’s also 🥵
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Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
Mercury if you’re gonna cause this much trouble retrograding just smash into the fucking earth and get it over with
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mercury if you’re gonna cause this much trouble retrograding just smash into the fucking earth and get it over with
In honor of my first too high going off (I spike all the time but usually not enough for the danger alarm)- songs I wish I could change my high glucose alarm to
UP - Cardi B
Golden - Huntrix
Pump It Up - the song from The Substance 😂
UP - Cardi B
Golden - Huntrix
Pump It Up - the song from The Substance 😂
Adding to the songs I wish I could change my low glucose alarm to
Kesha featuring Pitbull - Timber
🎵 it’s going down I’m yelling timberrrr you’d better move 🎵
Kesha featuring Pitbull - Timber
🎵 it’s going down I’m yelling timberrrr you’d better move 🎵
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In honor of my first too high going off (I spike all the time but usually not enough for the danger alarm)- songs I wish I could change my high glucose alarm to
UP - Cardi B
Golden - Huntrix
Pump It Up - the song from The Substance 😂
UP - Cardi B
Golden - Huntrix
Pump It Up - the song from The Substance 😂
Americas obsession with cars is wild.
You’ll have someone who is the greenest eco recycle champ but they will drive everywhere and never carpool or take the bus.
You’ll have the health gurus on their caveman diets driving 1 mile to the store for their meat then to the gym to run on a treadmill
You’ll have someone who is the greenest eco recycle champ but they will drive everywhere and never carpool or take the bus.
You’ll have the health gurus on their caveman diets driving 1 mile to the store for their meat then to the gym to run on a treadmill
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Americas obsession with cars is wild.
You’ll have someone who is the greenest eco recycle champ but they will drive everywhere and never carpool or take the bus.
You’ll have the health gurus on their caveman diets driving 1 mile to the store for their meat then to the gym to run on a treadmill
You’ll have someone who is the greenest eco recycle champ but they will drive everywhere and never carpool or take the bus.
You’ll have the health gurus on their caveman diets driving 1 mile to the store for their meat then to the gym to run on a treadmill
I don’t know that the universe has a plan but I do know for sure that it has a sense of humor
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don’t know that the universe has a plan but I do know for sure that it has a sense of humor
Siiiiigh my stoned dyslexic ass first of all needs to read twice and then also not assume gender based on name before posting
This is also why I’m really actively trying to break myself of using gendered pronouns just in general everywhere. Sorry bout that @supportourpoops.bsky.social! 🤦
This is also why I’m really actively trying to break myself of using gendered pronouns just in general everywhere. Sorry bout that @supportourpoops.bsky.social! 🤦
We need more bollards period to protect humans from themselves when they get behind the wheel and lose all touch with humanity.
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
And before you say anything about Just Do More Public Transit, make your neighbors less fucking neurotic about funding and designing roads for public transit
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Siiiiigh my stoned dyslexic ass first of all needs to read twice and then also not assume gender based on name before posting
This is also why I’m really actively trying to break myself of using gendered pronouns just in general everywhere. Sorry bout that @supportourpoops.bsky.social! 🤦
This is also why I’m really actively trying to break myself of using gendered pronouns just in general everywhere. Sorry bout that @supportourpoops.bsky.social! 🤦
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I've flagged more than enough times in traffic to say that I'd probably prefer an autonomous vehicle to someone taking out my kneecaps with a Miata. Sorry folks, I just don't trust drivers in general
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I've flagged more than enough times in traffic to say that I'd probably prefer an autonomous vehicle to someone taking out my kneecaps with a Miata. Sorry folks, I just don't trust drivers in general
We need more bollards period to protect humans from themselves when they get behind the wheel and lose all touch with humanity.
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
And before you say anything about Just Do More Public Transit, make your neighbors less fucking neurotic about funding and designing roads for public transit
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
We need more bollards period to protect humans from themselves when they get behind the wheel and lose all touch with humanity.
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
As she also says, yes we should make the driving experience more difficult and punish bad driving. Why are we encouraging humans to spend more and more time in cars?
Boosting because this needs to be watched. So much of trans discourse focuses on trans women that trans men are ignored
I admittedly haven’t given this much thought. How hard it must be to have experienced violence & hate at the hands of men yes still follow your truth when its dangerous
Fuck man…
I admittedly haven’t given this much thought. How hard it must be to have experienced violence & hate at the hands of men yes still follow your truth when its dangerous
Fuck man…
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Boosting because this needs to be watched. So much of trans discourse focuses on trans women that trans men are ignored
I admittedly haven’t given this much thought. How hard it must be to have experienced violence & hate at the hands of men yes still follow your truth when its dangerous
Fuck man…
I admittedly haven’t given this much thought. How hard it must be to have experienced violence & hate at the hands of men yes still follow your truth when its dangerous
Fuck man…
Put in Xena Warrior Princess for the first time since high school and 2 things
1: the suggested romance between Xena and Gabrielle is not nearly as “subtle” as I remembered. No wonder I’m queer
2: how does a warrior princess keep her bangs so immaculate 🤔
1: the suggested romance between Xena and Gabrielle is not nearly as “subtle” as I remembered. No wonder I’m queer
2: how does a warrior princess keep her bangs so immaculate 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Put in Xena Warrior Princess for the first time since high school and 2 things
1: the suggested romance between Xena and Gabrielle is not nearly as “subtle” as I remembered. No wonder I’m queer
2: how does a warrior princess keep her bangs so immaculate 🤔
1: the suggested romance between Xena and Gabrielle is not nearly as “subtle” as I remembered. No wonder I’m queer
2: how does a warrior princess keep her bangs so immaculate 🤔
I was against ai cars at first (didnt like them testing them in my neighborhood) but having them around has made it clear it’s infinitely safer than human drivers
They actually stop for humans in crosswalks instead of trying to zip past them, they don’t look at their phones or abuse their horns
They actually stop for humans in crosswalks instead of trying to zip past them, they don’t look at their phones or abuse their horns
It’s not lost on me that the majority of the public is more upset about AI taking away driving jobs than creative
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was against ai cars at first (didnt like them testing them in my neighborhood) but having them around has made it clear it’s infinitely safer than human drivers
They actually stop for humans in crosswalks instead of trying to zip past them, they don’t look at their phones or abuse their horns
They actually stop for humans in crosswalks instead of trying to zip past them, they don’t look at their phones or abuse their horns
It’s not lost on me that the majority of the public is more upset about AI taking away driving jobs than creative
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s not lost on me that the majority of the public is more upset about AI taking away driving jobs than creative
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)
Driving is 100% the kind of work that should be automated. Humans make A LOT of errors and endanger pedestrians WAY more (ai doesn’t speed or get mad at waiting for someone to cross)