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murph
@seabaitshop.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die.

bating, hockey and baseball, gay shit. NSFW.

BW: SEAbatebro
be honest, does this filter make my balls look heavy? #mcm
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
why would we ever debate about something so pure and tasty?
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sundays are for playing games and playing with your penis
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
update, work’s going strong but we’re still horny over here
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
hairy, horny and ready for action #fcf
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
focusing on recovery means I haven’t masturbated since last week, can’t wait to edge myself stupid tomorrow night #fcf
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thanksgiving in my family means drinking sparking wine at 9 AM, happy food day to you and yours
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
more like Fat Cast Friday, am I right fellas?
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
cleaned my apartment and meal prepped… wonder what I should do the rest of the day?
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
going 🛫 caveman goon mode #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
oldest selfie on your phone (2017)
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
bate Wisconsibly for this #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
on my way to force a Wisconsin billionaire to foot Fickell’s buyout
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
winter beard mode activating
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
scrolling through the TL and pointing out all the fat cocks
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hockey truly is a special sport
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m trying to play Outer Worlds 2 but he won’t leave me alone
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Montreal I love you, but if you play like this for 71 more games I may end it all

Habs W
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
bienvenue à Seattle, Canadiens
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my last two braincells watching 17 innings of baseball on a Monday
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
perfect way to spend a grey, rainy Sunday afternoon
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
your humpday posts are making me feral
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM