S Darko 🍉
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Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ♍️👹 #HailYourself
Thankful for background noise canceling mics today bc I am on a work call and opened IG…where my phone promptly blasted “things my mom and I have shoved up our butts” 💀💀💀
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thankful for background noise canceling mics today bc I am on a work call and opened IG…where my phone promptly blasted “things my mom and I have shoved up our butts” 💀💀💀
The warhammer nerds are trying to rage bait me by saying Midsommar was a bad movie…luckily for me their opinions are meaningless. I already know they don’t understand art.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The warhammer nerds are trying to rage bait me by saying Midsommar was a bad movie…luckily for me their opinions are meaningless. I already know they don’t understand art.
Not a lot of things scare me or gross me out, but I promise if you show me a moldy and/or freaky looking sourdough starter I will cringe every time
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not a lot of things scare me or gross me out, but I promise if you show me a moldy and/or freaky looking sourdough starter I will cringe every time
Once OOMF asked me on a date! Believe it or not I’ve not been asked on many of these and it still makes me smile that someone thought I was cool enough to go to Chili’s with them.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Once OOMF asked me on a date! Believe it or not I’ve not been asked on many of these and it still makes me smile that someone thought I was cool enough to go to Chili’s with them.
Goodbye world (I just redownloaded Tetris)
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Goodbye world (I just redownloaded Tetris)
Sometimes on walks my boo and I will listen to something individually, and we mostly communicate with very butchered ASL. I fear we’re going to create our own language eventually
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sometimes on walks my boo and I will listen to something individually, and we mostly communicate with very butchered ASL. I fear we’re going to create our own language eventually
My power went out so all the clocks are fucked up, thankful for what time is it right now dot com in moments like these.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My power went out so all the clocks are fucked up, thankful for what time is it right now dot com in moments like these.
It happened again…I’ve been invited to Funky Town and I don’t wanna goooo 😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It happened again…I’ve been invited to Funky Town and I don’t wanna goooo 😭
Last night I got into a verbal altercation with a veteran and saw the northern lights, I really am living my best life.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Last night I got into a verbal altercation with a veteran and saw the northern lights, I really am living my best life.
I’m trapped in a discord channel for Warhammer as an admin…my only contribution (besides removing bad people/comments) is sending slutty pastas and talking about weird books.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m trapped in a discord channel for Warhammer as an admin…my only contribution (besides removing bad people/comments) is sending slutty pastas and talking about weird books.
I made healthy decisions all week and my body is retaliating for not giving it Taco Bell and ramen
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I made healthy decisions all week and my body is retaliating for not giving it Taco Bell and ramen
Not to brag, but this image is from the new hallmark film Christmas on Duty and it’s my friend’s first film screenplay. It premiered on Nov 1st 🥰I’m so proud of her!!!
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
A Hallmark Christmas Movie Just Beat Almost Everything On CNN, MSNBC
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Not to brag, but this image is from the new hallmark film Christmas on Duty and it’s my friend’s first film screenplay. It premiered on Nov 1st 🥰I’m so proud of her!!!
My friend is contemplating taking shrooms for our rewatch of The Substance tonight and I’m kinda here for that
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My friend is contemplating taking shrooms for our rewatch of The Substance tonight and I’m kinda here for that
I’m so cool with my boss that I sent her a picture of my bellybutton today, bc I got a new belly ring that says PYSCHO
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m so cool with my boss that I sent her a picture of my bellybutton today, bc I got a new belly ring that says PYSCHO
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i cant talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i cant talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit
I kind of actively hate Fall out Boy, and my Apple Music algorithm has not caught up with this fact, no matter how many times I skip them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I kind of actively hate Fall out Boy, and my Apple Music algorithm has not caught up with this fact, no matter how many times I skip them.
Got called a mouth breathing purple haired liberal from Kansas City and it’s not even 7:30am
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Got called a mouth breathing purple haired liberal from Kansas City and it’s not even 7:30am
I’m getting new tires this afternoon, and am kinda regretting not pulling the most adult move ever and booking a hearing test at the same time (they’re both at Costco)
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m getting new tires this afternoon, and am kinda regretting not pulling the most adult move ever and booking a hearing test at the same time (they’re both at Costco)
Alright my WIP isn’t ruined by poor measuring skills but I did decided I didn’t like the orange I used and ripped it all out last night
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Alright my WIP isn’t ruined by poor measuring skills but I did decided I didn’t like the orange I used and ripped it all out last night
I have my mom blocked on FB and so she had my uncle (unfriended) message me while she is visiting them. She probably thinks she caught me in a lie or something…but really all she is doing is exposing herself
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have my mom blocked on FB and so she had my uncle (unfriended) message me while she is visiting them. She probably thinks she caught me in a lie or something…but really all she is doing is exposing herself
If I fucked up and didn’t use enough fabric in my current embroidery WIP I’m going to cry on the bathroom floor for at least an hour, and then remake it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I fucked up and didn’t use enough fabric in my current embroidery WIP I’m going to cry on the bathroom floor for at least an hour, and then remake it.
The woman working the fabric counter at the craft store told me she was jealous of my Monster. Then as I was checking out the cashier accidentally grabbed my Monster. I’m half tempted to go buy two and bring them back to them. It is Halloween after all, everyone deserves a lil Monster
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The woman working the fabric counter at the craft store told me she was jealous of my Monster. Then as I was checking out the cashier accidentally grabbed my Monster. I’m half tempted to go buy two and bring them back to them. It is Halloween after all, everyone deserves a lil Monster
My niece let me play with her Labubu tonight and specifically dressed one up in a costume for me. Whyyy is she the cutest 🥹
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My niece let me play with her Labubu tonight and specifically dressed one up in a costume for me. Whyyy is she the cutest 🥹
My homie sent me two different Monster Energy/Jake Gyllenhaal memes, and I’m a little concerned about how his algorithm is getting those before mine???
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My homie sent me two different Monster Energy/Jake Gyllenhaal memes, and I’m a little concerned about how his algorithm is getting those before mine???
I want everyone to know that I sent a screenshot of this to my boss and she said “Okay what time are you logging off????” 😍
Like this skeet if you think I should log off work early today and I’ll tell my boss that all yall agree with me and I need to leave…this is not a joke.
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I want everyone to know that I sent a screenshot of this to my boss and she said “Okay what time are you logging off????” 😍