Scrumpet
@scrumpet.bsky.social
Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
I need someone to vectorize this T-shirt for me so I can get it printed. These T-shirt bros are pissin me off selling this shirt for 500.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I need someone to vectorize this T-shirt for me so I can get it printed. These T-shirt bros are pissin me off selling this shirt for 500.
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It's that day again
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's that day again
My boss: "you're the only person in the whole company right now answering the phones. Make sure you don't miss a call"
Meanwhile she starts her vacation today. We have 3 offices where we manage hiring for 3 counties.
Even when I'm managing this once office the phone rings off the hook.
Meanwhile she starts her vacation today. We have 3 offices where we manage hiring for 3 counties.
Even when I'm managing this once office the phone rings off the hook.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My boss: "you're the only person in the whole company right now answering the phones. Make sure you don't miss a call"
Meanwhile she starts her vacation today. We have 3 offices where we manage hiring for 3 counties.
Even when I'm managing this once office the phone rings off the hook.
Meanwhile she starts her vacation today. We have 3 offices where we manage hiring for 3 counties.
Even when I'm managing this once office the phone rings off the hook.
Got the most kid-core looking ass fragrance. Look how tacky this bottle is I love it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Got the most kid-core looking ass fragrance. Look how tacky this bottle is I love it.
I'm convinced nobody on FB marketplace is real.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm convinced nobody on FB marketplace is real.
God my job is demoralizing.
It's my job to hire people for other companies. The companies give me a list of jobs. I call these people to schedule interviews.
Companies are only hiring people mid December - January. I have 300 people on the hook for job interviews who call me every day.
It's my job to hire people for other companies. The companies give me a list of jobs. I call these people to schedule interviews.
Companies are only hiring people mid December - January. I have 300 people on the hook for job interviews who call me every day.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
God my job is demoralizing.
It's my job to hire people for other companies. The companies give me a list of jobs. I call these people to schedule interviews.
Companies are only hiring people mid December - January. I have 300 people on the hook for job interviews who call me every day.
It's my job to hire people for other companies. The companies give me a list of jobs. I call these people to schedule interviews.
Companies are only hiring people mid December - January. I have 300 people on the hook for job interviews who call me every day.
Another one for the ominous FB marketplace posts. ☠️
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Another one for the ominous FB marketplace posts. ☠️
After waiting like 6 months I finally got the 20th anniversary release of one of my favorite albums of all time.
The audio quality is so good im so used to hearing this on my iPod, downloaded off kazza, as a kid.
Imogen Heap is such an amazing artist. Her recent obsession with ai is unfortunate.
The audio quality is so good im so used to hearing this on my iPod, downloaded off kazza, as a kid.
Imogen Heap is such an amazing artist. Her recent obsession with ai is unfortunate.
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
After waiting like 6 months I finally got the 20th anniversary release of one of my favorite albums of all time.
The audio quality is so good im so used to hearing this on my iPod, downloaded off kazza, as a kid.
Imogen Heap is such an amazing artist. Her recent obsession with ai is unfortunate.
The audio quality is so good im so used to hearing this on my iPod, downloaded off kazza, as a kid.
Imogen Heap is such an amazing artist. Her recent obsession with ai is unfortunate.
Get to the office 45 min away from my home (my boss has me going to the office in the next county)
I'm told to turn around and go to the office that's an hour away. Which is another 45 min drive from my house.
They do not reimburse me for gas. 🙃
Feeling more like Milton from office space daily
I'm told to turn around and go to the office that's an hour away. Which is another 45 min drive from my house.
They do not reimburse me for gas. 🙃
Feeling more like Milton from office space daily
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Get to the office 45 min away from my home (my boss has me going to the office in the next county)
I'm told to turn around and go to the office that's an hour away. Which is another 45 min drive from my house.
They do not reimburse me for gas. 🙃
Feeling more like Milton from office space daily
I'm told to turn around and go to the office that's an hour away. Which is another 45 min drive from my house.
They do not reimburse me for gas. 🙃
Feeling more like Milton from office space daily
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
When you wait a month for photos to come back from the lab and only 2 of 32 pictures are good
🎞️ Kodacolor 200
📸 Yachica t4
🎞️ Kodacolor 200
📸 Yachica t4
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When you wait a month for photos to come back from the lab and only 2 of 32 pictures are good
🎞️ Kodacolor 200
📸 Yachica t4
🎞️ Kodacolor 200
📸 Yachica t4
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I love collecting ominous FB marketplace posts.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love collecting ominous FB marketplace posts.
This is my pride flag btw
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is my pride flag btw
Queer bsky, how old were you when you came out?
Is "I simply have always been" a copout answer?
I remember asking to shop in the women's clothing department in 3rd grade arguing that clothing CANT be just for X gender. (My mother let me)
Is "I simply have always been" a copout answer?
I remember asking to shop in the women's clothing department in 3rd grade arguing that clothing CANT be just for X gender. (My mother let me)
Queer bsky, how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I also need a thread lol
💙 bi @ 14.. a girl called me gay for staring. I was spacing out, but it was enough to make me think!
💛 pan @ 16 when I found the right words for what I felt at the time, plus gender stuff starting :3
I also need a thread lol
💙 bi @ 14.. a girl called me gay for staring. I was spacing out, but it was enough to make me think!
💛 pan @ 16 when I found the right words for what I felt at the time, plus gender stuff starting :3
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
Gonna need a thread for this!
🏳️🌈 Came out as gay at 15 to conservative family and got sent to conversion therapy, woo . . .
🍳🏳️🌈 At 19 figured out I was Pan, cause gosh everyone is so pretty!
Cont. 🧵
Gonna need a thread for this!
🏳️🌈 Came out as gay at 15 to conservative family and got sent to conversion therapy, woo . . .
🍳🏳️🌈 At 19 figured out I was Pan, cause gosh everyone is so pretty!
Cont. 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Queer bsky, how old were you when you came out?
Is "I simply have always been" a copout answer?
I remember asking to shop in the women's clothing department in 3rd grade arguing that clothing CANT be just for X gender. (My mother let me)
Is "I simply have always been" a copout answer?
I remember asking to shop in the women's clothing department in 3rd grade arguing that clothing CANT be just for X gender. (My mother let me)
I had a dream that Elon musk went bankrupt and I was his landlord. I treated him like absolute garbage and made sure his living situation was terrible
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I had a dream that Elon musk went bankrupt and I was his landlord. I treated him like absolute garbage and made sure his living situation was terrible
I'm literally in survival mode and they are playing christmas music over the office radio.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm literally in survival mode and they are playing christmas music over the office radio.
Asked the manager at spirit if we could buy the cardboard signage.
Walked out with two signed and they rung them up as cheap donations.
Walked out with two signed and they rung them up as cheap donations.
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Asked the manager at spirit if we could buy the cardboard signage.
Walked out with two signed and they rung them up as cheap donations.
Walked out with two signed and they rung them up as cheap donations.
Coped one of my favorite albums of all time. My Tatsu Yamashita vinyl collection grows.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Coped one of my favorite albums of all time. My Tatsu Yamashita vinyl collection grows.
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2 years with the cutest sheep around. We've already had so many fun adventures and so many more ahead of us! I'd herd you anyday bb!
💚💚💚 @scrumpet.bsky.social 💚💚💚
🎨: @larke.bsky.social
💚💚💚 @scrumpet.bsky.social 💚💚💚
🎨: @larke.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
2 years with the cutest sheep around. We've already had so many fun adventures and so many more ahead of us! I'd herd you anyday bb!
💚💚💚 @scrumpet.bsky.social 💚💚💚
🎨: @larke.bsky.social
💚💚💚 @scrumpet.bsky.social 💚💚💚
🎨: @larke.bsky.social
It's me and @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 2nd anniversary!
Time sure does fly. I'm very thankful for my supportive, kind, very cute puppy! Looking forward to many more years filled with love (even when he throws my pillows down the stairs)
Time sure does fly. I'm very thankful for my supportive, kind, very cute puppy! Looking forward to many more years filled with love (even when he throws my pillows down the stairs)
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's me and @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 2nd anniversary!
Time sure does fly. I'm very thankful for my supportive, kind, very cute puppy! Looking forward to many more years filled with love (even when he throws my pillows down the stairs)
Time sure does fly. I'm very thankful for my supportive, kind, very cute puppy! Looking forward to many more years filled with love (even when he throws my pillows down the stairs)
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Always take your werewolf boyfriend trick or treating! 🎃
🎨: @crowkadow.bsky.social
🐑: @scrumpet.bsky.social
#furryart #furry
🎨: @crowkadow.bsky.social
🐑: @scrumpet.bsky.social
#furryart #furry
October 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Always take your werewolf boyfriend trick or treating! 🎃
🎨: @crowkadow.bsky.social
🐑: @scrumpet.bsky.social
#furryart #furry
🎨: @crowkadow.bsky.social
🐑: @scrumpet.bsky.social
#furryart #furry
I forgot to put a fragrance on this morning and I just smell like PEOPLE.
I feel NAKED.
I feel NAKED.
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I forgot to put a fragrance on this morning and I just smell like PEOPLE.
I feel NAKED.
I feel NAKED.
Post a picture of your fursona and I'll recommend a fragrance based on vibes alone
(My collection is a MESS)
(My collection is a MESS)
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Post a picture of your fursona and I'll recommend a fragrance based on vibes alone
(My collection is a MESS)
(My collection is a MESS)