David Stokes
@scottywrotem.bsky.social
Artist, book devourer, wasp haterer. Was @scottywrotem on Twitter.
By number 5 ranked professional darts player James Wade.
September 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
By number 5 ranked professional darts player James Wade.
When you reach for the onion and the onion reaches back.
August 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
When you reach for the onion and the onion reaches back.
Keep your hands off my dontions, but you're welcome to all my bric-a-bras.
July 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Keep your hands off my dontions, but you're welcome to all my bric-a-bras.
Got an artwork at the MAC in Birmingham for the Artbox Trail, on all Summer, great for kids.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got an artwork at the MAC in Birmingham for the Artbox Trail, on all Summer, great for kids.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
B-E
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
B-E
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.
This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.
Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.
February 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.
No, really, don't talk to him about life.
February 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No, really, don't talk to him about life.
I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.
Surely another word for a hat!
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Surely another word for a hat!
I know we're predisposed to see faces in objects, but surely this tea bag man wins the award for most distinguished looking?
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I know we're predisposed to see faces in objects, but surely this tea bag man wins the award for most distinguished looking?
Because the only way to kill a dough vampire is with a Twix through the heart.
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Because the only way to kill a dough vampire is with a Twix through the heart.
Surely his nickname is Punchline?
February 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Surely his nickname is Punchline?
No disassemble Johnny Rose!
December 29, 2023 at 12:51 AM
No disassemble Johnny Rose!
The forgotten tragedy of two dimensional deaths.
December 3, 2023 at 12:15 PM
The forgotten tragedy of two dimensional deaths.
It's OK sad jalapeño, I won't eat you.
November 20, 2023 at 8:36 PM
It's OK sad jalapeño, I won't eat you.
Queues for the ladies are getting ridiculous these days.
November 12, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Queues for the ladies are getting ridiculous these days.
You'd have to have a very hirsute bum to need one of these.
November 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM
You'd have to have a very hirsute bum to need one of these.