David Stokes
@scottywrotem.bsky.social
Artist, book devourer, wasp haterer. Was @scottywrotem on Twitter.
To roominate is to walk into a room and forget deeply why you walked into it in the first place.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
To roominate is to walk into a room and forget deeply why you walked into it in the first place.
By number 5 ranked professional darts player James Wade.
September 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
By number 5 ranked professional darts player James Wade.
The mind is a Buckaroo.
September 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The mind is a Buckaroo.
Bunting is a gateway flag.
August 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bunting is a gateway flag.
When you reach for the onion and the onion reaches back.
August 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
When you reach for the onion and the onion reaches back.
Keep your hands off my dontions, but you're welcome to all my bric-a-bras.
July 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Keep your hands off my dontions, but you're welcome to all my bric-a-bras.
Got an artwork at the MAC in Birmingham for the Artbox Trail, on all Summer, great for kids.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Got an artwork at the MAC in Birmingham for the Artbox Trail, on all Summer, great for kids.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.
B-E
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
B-E
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you
Bought an impact drill but nobody noticed.
July 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bought an impact drill but nobody noticed.
If I was a secret lemonade drinker I wouldn't write a song about it.
June 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If I was a secret lemonade drinker I wouldn't write a song about it.
I work 24/7, and by that I mean twenty four minutes every seven weeks.
June 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I work 24/7, and by that I mean twenty four minutes every seven weeks.
How many calories are burnt swearing at an unopenable pistachio nut?
June 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
How many calories are burnt swearing at an unopenable pistachio nut?
Edgar Allan Poe was a man of the quoth.
April 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Edgar Allan Poe was a man of the quoth.
An anagram is for file, ton juts fro scram hits.
March 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
An anagram is for file, ton juts fro scram hits.
Reposted by David Stokes
"Oh my old man's a vampire, he own a vampire's hat, he wears Van Helsing trousers and turns into a bat."
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Oh my old man's a vampire, he own a vampire's hat, he wears Van Helsing trousers and turns into a bat."
Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.
This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.
Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.
February 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.
No, really, don't talk to him about life.
February 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No, really, don't talk to him about life.
I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.