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Truth sandwich - Wikipedia
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November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
For future reference:
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“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”
-George Orwell
-George Orwell
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”
-George Orwell
-George Orwell
It was actually even better:
"Release the MRI results."
"Release the MRI results."
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It was actually even better:
"Release the MRI results."
"Release the MRI results."
If it's not from Germany it's just sparkling fascism.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If it's not from Germany it's just sparkling fascism.
I think they should leave it up and name it the E. Jean Carroll ballroom.
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think they should leave it up and name it the E. Jean Carroll ballroom.
Money Laundering Films
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Money Laundering Films
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Grateful Dead
Doobie Brothers
Tedeschi Trucks Band
The Boxmasters
James Taylor
Grateful Dead
Doobie Brothers
Tedeschi Trucks Band
The Boxmasters
James Taylor
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Grateful Dead
Doobie Brothers
Tedeschi Trucks Band
The Boxmasters
James Taylor
Grateful Dead
Doobie Brothers
Tedeschi Trucks Band
The Boxmasters
James Taylor
A judge thought so, and that's what matters. It was entirely predictable.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A judge thought so, and that's what matters. It was entirely predictable.
I learned how to drive in my dad's 356.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I learned how to drive in my dad's 356.
I must be old. I think of the 928 as one of the new Porsches. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I must be old. I think of the 928 as one of the new Porsches. 😂
What does this have to do with steak sauce?
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What does this have to do with steak sauce?
Schrödinger's National Guard.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Schrödinger's National Guard.
That almost sounds like a quiche.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
That almost sounds like a quiche.
Pumpkin has seeds and is in the same family as watermelon. It's a fruit.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pumpkin has seeds and is in the same family as watermelon. It's a fruit.
This is Sasquatch erasure.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is Sasquatch erasure.
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
rot13 is not secure. You need to use double rot13.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
rot13 is not secure. You need to use double rot13.
One word for it is "dukkha".
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One word for it is "dukkha".
With this mic device, I spit nonfiction
"Who got the power?" This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book, or the congregation?
The politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give the thieves the key to their homes?
"Who got the power?" This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book, or the congregation?
The politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give the thieves the key to their homes?
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
With this mic device, I spit nonfiction
"Who got the power?" This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book, or the congregation?
The politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give the thieves the key to their homes?
"Who got the power?" This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book, or the congregation?
The politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give the thieves the key to their homes?
Never underestimate the power of IDGAF.
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Never underestimate the power of IDGAF.
The state can't do that. The money goes from your paycheck to the federal government based on how much you tell your employer to withhold.
www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...
www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...
www.irs.gov
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The state can't do that. The money goes from your paycheck to the federal government based on how much you tell your employer to withhold.
www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...
www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...
If there's a thorn in your foot, you can use another thorn to help get it out, but after that you need to throw both of them away.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If there's a thorn in your foot, you can use another thorn to help get it out, but after that you need to throw both of them away.