SchmoJo
@scojo.bsky.social
Under-compensated valet for two very silly dogs; digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune.
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Men will literally invade Venezuela instead of releasing the Epstein files
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Men will literally invade Venezuela instead of releasing the Epstein files
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JD Vance: “I’m a Grok guy.”
Grok: “I’m an Adolf guy”
Grok: “I’m an Adolf guy”
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
JD Vance: “I’m a Grok guy.”
Grok: “I’m an Adolf guy”
Grok: “I’m an Adolf guy”
gonna start a podcast where I complain about my personal hardships and call it "Ugh Life".
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
gonna start a podcast where I complain about my personal hardships and call it "Ugh Life".
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He can call it a hoax all he wants. The Epstein files are sticking to Trump like a bad rash that he will never get rid of.
This is brilliant 🏆
This is brilliant 🏆
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
He can call it a hoax all he wants. The Epstein files are sticking to Trump like a bad rash that he will never get rid of.
This is brilliant 🏆
This is brilliant 🏆
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No, JD, it's because your vulture capitalist buddies are buying up all the properties, YOU FUCKING MENDACIOUS GHOUL!
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No, JD, it's because your vulture capitalist buddies are buying up all the properties, YOU FUCKING MENDACIOUS GHOUL!
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Indiana University, which has now been subordinated to the direct control of the Indiana GOP, announces that criticism of the MAGA movement and doctrines of the GOP is forbidden. An instructor is dismissed for speaking critical words about the MAGA movement.
Indiana Professor Removed From Class Over White Supremacy Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Indiana University, which has now been subordinated to the direct control of the Indiana GOP, announces that criticism of the MAGA movement and doctrines of the GOP is forbidden. An instructor is dismissed for speaking critical words about the MAGA movement.
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America is a multi-level marketing scheme that keeps changing the bonus metrics.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
America is a multi-level marketing scheme that keeps changing the bonus metrics.
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At the same time, much of the media, the fourth estate, the people whose role in democracy is holding power accountable by informing the public, decided that an old president’s oldness was a bigger scandal than another old president’s connections to and likely participation in child sex trafficking.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
At the same time, much of the media, the fourth estate, the people whose role in democracy is holding power accountable by informing the public, decided that an old president’s oldness was a bigger scandal than another old president’s connections to and likely participation in child sex trafficking.
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NEW: The prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James could be in jeopardy after a federal judge expressed significant doubt that President Trump's handpicked prosecutor was legitimately appointed.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
NEW: The prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James could be in jeopardy after a federal judge expressed significant doubt that President Trump's handpicked prosecutor was legitimately appointed.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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You broke AF, pedo protecting, couch/cousin effing feckless f*cks..
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You broke AF, pedo protecting, couch/cousin effing feckless f*cks..
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Away with them to prison
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Away with them to prison
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This is not the flex they think it is.
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
Chef's Kiss👨🍳💋
The “Guardians of Pedophiles” projection has been displayed publicly in Wynwood, Miami, FL.
It is part of a visual campaign targeting
Republican figures linked to the Jeffrey Epstein case.
The “Guardians of Pedophiles” projection has been displayed publicly in Wynwood, Miami, FL.
It is part of a visual campaign targeting
Republican figures linked to the Jeffrey Epstein case.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is not the flex they think it is.
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
PTO today so I could take an online class (& not be at work, cuz who wants to be at work?)
Placed an OOO note in my Teams status; so far only 1 person has messaged me. Is this how normal orgs work; they leave you alone if you're off? It's so strange... almost unsettling.
Placed an OOO note in my Teams status; so far only 1 person has messaged me. Is this how normal orgs work; they leave you alone if you're off? It's so strange... almost unsettling.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
PTO today so I could take an online class (& not be at work, cuz who wants to be at work?)
Placed an OOO note in my Teams status; so far only 1 person has messaged me. Is this how normal orgs work; they leave you alone if you're off? It's so strange... almost unsettling.
Placed an OOO note in my Teams status; so far only 1 person has messaged me. Is this how normal orgs work; they leave you alone if you're off? It's so strange... almost unsettling.
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overwhelmed? ground yourself by identifying:
5 people you can fight
4 things you can steal
3 security cameras you can avoid
2 escape routes can use
1 entrance you can barricade
5 people you can fight
4 things you can steal
3 security cameras you can avoid
2 escape routes can use
1 entrance you can barricade
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
overwhelmed? ground yourself by identifying:
5 people you can fight
4 things you can steal
3 security cameras you can avoid
2 escape routes can use
1 entrance you can barricade
5 people you can fight
4 things you can steal
3 security cameras you can avoid
2 escape routes can use
1 entrance you can barricade
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
If I were Donald Trump, I'd simply DIE of shame about all the- wait... yeah, I just heard it, too.
What was I thinking? "shame"... That's a good one.
What was I thinking? "shame"... That's a good one.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If I were Donald Trump, I'd simply DIE of shame about all the- wait... yeah, I just heard it, too.
What was I thinking? "shame"... That's a good one.
What was I thinking? "shame"... That's a good one.
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Dog #1 has grown a bit wild & overly excited in his old age. Taking them out, he's jumping around annoyingly, & I inadvertently Rick James cadenced "hey hey hey HEY!" Then both dogs and I stopped for a moment to enjoy a chuckle.
It's the little things, folks. Treasure the little things.
It's the little things, folks. Treasure the little things.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Dog #1 has grown a bit wild & overly excited in his old age. Taking them out, he's jumping around annoyingly, & I inadvertently Rick James cadenced "hey hey hey HEY!" Then both dogs and I stopped for a moment to enjoy a chuckle.
It's the little things, folks. Treasure the little things.
It's the little things, folks. Treasure the little things.
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Every CEO could be replaced by a drinking bird toy and none of us would ever know the difference
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every CEO could be replaced by a drinking bird toy and none of us would ever know the difference
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THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO GET LAP-HOCKEY CHAMPION LAUREN "HANDY OAKLEY" BOEBERT TO CHANGE HER VOTE TO RELEASE THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES. SPOILER ALERT: IT DIDN'T WORK. I COVER ALL THE EPSTEIN DUMBFUCKERY IN TODAY'S POST, WHICH IS MAYBE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qYtWx2
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO GET LAP-HOCKEY CHAMPION LAUREN "HANDY OAKLEY" BOEBERT TO CHANGE HER VOTE TO RELEASE THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES. SPOILER ALERT: IT DIDN'T WORK. I COVER ALL THE EPSTEIN DUMBFUCKERY IN TODAY'S POST, WHICH IS MAYBE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qYtWx2