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That's my infant son. Not posed, just a moment of perfect serendipity. At least, that's what we'll tell the therapist. He's 16. This picture was prescient.
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Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
(ingoring festivals; being pedantic)
Guster
Oasis
Tugboat Annie
Tragically Hip
Coldplay
(ingoring festivals; being pedantic)
Guster
Oasis
Tugboat Annie
Tragically Hip
Coldplay
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
(ingoring festivals; being pedantic)
Guster
Oasis
Tugboat Annie
Tragically Hip
Coldplay
(ingoring festivals; being pedantic)
Guster
Oasis
Tugboat Annie
Tragically Hip
Coldplay
which is more likely:
a) Stephen Miller has never seen Gangs of New York
b) he saw Gangs of New York and thought The Butcher was the good guy
a) Stephen Miller has never seen Gangs of New York
b) he saw Gangs of New York and thought The Butcher was the good guy
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
which is more likely:
a) Stephen Miller has never seen Gangs of New York
b) he saw Gangs of New York and thought The Butcher was the good guy
a) Stephen Miller has never seen Gangs of New York
b) he saw Gangs of New York and thought The Butcher was the good guy
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Conkers Bad Fur Day
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Conkers Bad Fur Day
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM????
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM????
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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Folks, if ICE shot a pastor in the head with a pepper ball on camera, what do you think they do to people behind closed doors?
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Folks, if ICE shot a pastor in the head with a pepper ball on camera, what do you think they do to people behind closed doors?
bitch asses
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bitch asses
ilysm
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ilysm
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Understanding empty buildings in low income areas: it’s not the fault of the people who live there. It’s the people who don’t.
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Understanding empty buildings in low income areas: it’s not the fault of the people who live there. It’s the people who don’t.
it's early here but I'd like to nominate this thread as Today's Winner of the Internets
Today is the 846th anniversary of the death of Hildegard of Bingen: saint, abbess, composer, writer, visionary, but best known of course for once seeing the Gruffalo appearing from the Bride of Christ’s, um...
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
it's early here but I'd like to nominate this thread as Today's Winner of the Internets