Patrick 'gavel to gavel coverage' Schulte
@schultethatsme.bsky.social
Are you serious? Are you sure about that?
OMG this is so true
corn dogs are just meat twinkies
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OMG this is so true
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June 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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La Croix: Chapstick
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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You’re having a panic attack, Charlie Brown
May 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What if 🤔💭 we kissed 😘💋 during 🕰️ 👬 the economic collapse 📉💥
May 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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So true.
the most unrealistic physical aspect of the kool-aid man is that there is no undissolved sugar at the bottom of his 'body'
May 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So true.
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May 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The Venn diagram of people who leave their popcorn and concessions garbage in the seats and aisles at movie theaters and people who don’t pick up their dog shit is a circle.
May 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If I've ever loved you, you may be entitled to compensation
April 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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oh, you love Pope Francis so much? name five of his albums
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Big decision but I have decided to apply for Pope as long as I can be remote
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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pov you’re the microwave burrito i’m having for lunch despite the entire world burning
April 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Wendy's drive-thru forgot to salt my fries so I don't want to hear shit about your 401ks.
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Actually your email finds me eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag in my lap while I tailgate an 18 wheeler
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Reposted by Patrick 'gavel to gavel coverage' Schulte
everything else aside, tariff is a beautiful name for a baby girl
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
everything else aside, tariff is a beautiful name for a baby girl
968% Tarriff on coworkers who reheat fish in the office microwave.
872% Tariff on people you don't know who immediately start talking to you with a semi-playful rudeness
384% Tariff on anyone who says 'long story short' and then talks for another 10 minutes
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
968% Tarriff on coworkers who reheat fish in the office microwave.
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POLLEN: that’s him right there
March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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My bracket's got me feelin' like
March 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My bracket's got me feelin' like
That IS weird!
boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
That IS weird!
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Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
December 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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So true.
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
So true.
So true
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
So true
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Burnt the frozen pizza then burnt my mouth eating it. The circle of life
December 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Should I give my pest control guys a holiday tip?
December 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Should I give my pest control guys a holiday tip?