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she/her | Fanfic writer and LISA RPG obsessive | pfp by @CowboysAll24910 on twt, banner by @B4kk0 on twt
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Schnozzbun @schnozzbun.bsky.social · Dec 23
Dusty's noticed how much Brad relies on his pills.

Dusty's noticed a lot of things, things he can share with no one.

How long until these secrets eat him alive?

Find out in Part 5 of From Parts Unknown, a Lisa the Painful fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/372676...

(art by @B4kk0 on twitter)
schnozzbun.bsky.social
For the month of Lisamas, me and some handpicked LISA Twitter refugees got together on Discord to play some #lisarpg themed Quiplash. Highlights include:
Quiplash Prompt: "LISA: The Musical includes such hits like:" Answer 1: Defying Gravity, Your Life Without A Arm, Lisa Come Home Answer 2: My Dad Too Bad! Sad!, Drugs Cant Heal Gay Thoughts, Dead Sister (Final Reprise) Quiplash Prompt: "Side effects of taking Joy may include:" Answer 1: Can't feel legs, urge to kiss boys, media literacy Answer 2: Yeast Infection, UTI, every STD ever (Buzzos fault) Quiplash Prompt: "Computer software engineers have created a way to run LISA on ____! Incredible" Answer 1: Da toilet Answer 2: Lovesense Vibrator Quiplash Prompt: "Name a stupider ending they could have added in the Definitive Edition of Joyful." Answer 1: Buddy X Buzzo Happy Marriage Answer 2: Rando Lives, Transitions, and Gives Birth
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
schnozzbun.bsky.social
Casting for this concept
Quiplash prompt that reads: "In a new live-action Netflix version of LISA: the Joyful, the characters of Buddy, Rando, and Buzzo will be played by:" Answer one reads: Millie Bobby Brown (CGI DEAGED, Tom Holland (RIPPED), and Jacob Elordi (BLONDE) Answer two reads: Kanye, John Cena, Homelander Guy
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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shockash.newgrounds.com
ooough... the LISAnity is... aghh... coming back.... I'm becoming a LISAHEAD AGAIN!!!
a man in a hospital gown is laying in a hospital bed with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is laying in a hospital bed with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
I just bought horses on gog too, the number one place to get neverwinter nights 2 and vampire the masquerade bloodlines
santaragione.com Santa Ragione @santaragione.com · 4d
HORSES is currently the best-selling game on GOG 😱
GOG bestsellers
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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moth.gay
this is such a good post that i wanted to share it here
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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meg00se.bsky.social
fly away little angel
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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kittystryker.bsky.social
Shopping small is meaningful!
@Ilyndseybelle this is what 50 bucks means to a small business. $50 is nothing to a billion dollar company. start shopping small @meownikaa whoever just placed a $50+ order in my shop, thank you so much that literally just paid for half of my groceries tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
schnozzbun.bsky.social
We are all ABAB (assigned baby at birth)
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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lisasmuffins.bsky.social
Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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jametc.bsky.social
dadbod is eternal 🥲
chapps.bsky.social Chapps @chapps.bsky.social · 3d
For comparison, here's another fragment of a bronze statuette that depicts a craftsman. Note the almost comic way that the body is portrayed, with a pot belly and spindly legs. I wonder why this was done?

Greek, Konitsa, Epirus. End of 2nd-beg. of 1st c. BCE. Ioannina, Museo Archeologico. 📸 me 🏺
Fragment of a bronze statuette of an artisan or craftsman. The shoulders, head, arms, and left leg are missing, yet we can see his very short tunic (ending at the top of his thigh), his spindly, long right leg, and bulbous pot belly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
dirtdork.bsky.social Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 3d
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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rhymes.bsky.social
I simply must yap
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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yamainuken-fa.bsky.social
I'm drowning in work
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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doncdesole.bsky.social
Biblically accurate Caine won't hurt you.

Biblically accurate Caine:
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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juunipupu.bsky.social
Sketch of Dame as Landsknecht

[ #oc | #art ]
Knight oc Dame sketched in Landsknecht inspired outfit. Her jacket is open like and her hat is casting a shadow over her face. She looks furious and confident, and she's dual-wielding a zweihänder and cane.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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sweetstench.bsky.social
The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
View of a phone playing a vertical video posted by @allybabey1121 featuring a woman doing skincare. Her face is bright red, and she's saying "so i've been using this dog mucus serum, and i loooove how it enhances my natural redness." The video is captioned "grwm sponsored by poochisse #ad" and it has 1.1 million likes and 302 thousand comments. The comments on @allybabey1121's post. @perfectbeaoutiful: wow the facial redness is tea.. @hoobaluvr08: what id give to be red like you @ijijgijijijjihjhjh: i have my life i hate how pale i am my life sucks and im not doin well, every day boring and sucks and being red could help alot @kathy298: mucus from any dog work ?? View of the woman who's been holding the phone. She's thinking "is my face tea? does my face card decline.."
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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camimibamimi.bsky.social
Look just like you 💕
[ #Camimiart ]
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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scalzi.com
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
schnozzbun.bsky.social
more like wicked… no good 😏
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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justinmcelroy.bsky.social
This is astounding
gingerbearart.bsky.social Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · 9d
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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somartist.bsky.social
An old painting (not a photo...)
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
schnozzbun.bsky.social
Tie between chopped and unc
merriam-webster.com Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5d
What is YOUR Word of the Year for 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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motherencore.bsky.social
Here is MOTHER: Encore's latest UPDATE trailer!

See you soon in the game's next major update!
Remember, fun is twice as fun with someone to share!
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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dustydins.bsky.social
LISA x Animal Crossing part 1
#lisarpg #lisathepainful #lisathejoyful #lisathefirst #animalcrossing
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
schnozzbun.bsky.social
Getting a demonic urge to rewatch Disney's Enchanted (2007)
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM