Felix The Haus Maus!
@schneckenjunge.bsky.social
Trans, autistic, queer, disabled, artist, teacher, biter, baker, furry, photographer. Unprofessional and too far left for most polite conversation. Three snails in a trench coat, several coping mechanisms with a driver's license.
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Kinda wild when you think about it
Spiderman overpowered Bucky and Captain America
But struggles somewhat against Green Goblin
So Green Goblin is probably stronger than Captain America
Spiderman overpowered Bucky and Captain America
But struggles somewhat against Green Goblin
So Green Goblin is probably stronger than Captain America
May 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Kinda wild when you think about it
Spiderman overpowered Bucky and Captain America
But struggles somewhat against Green Goblin
So Green Goblin is probably stronger than Captain America
Spiderman overpowered Bucky and Captain America
But struggles somewhat against Green Goblin
So Green Goblin is probably stronger than Captain America
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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I don’t want to quote the person asking about why the trains are so dirty though I largely agree with their assessment. But often the cleanliness of Japan is attributed to cultural norms & while that plays a part the answer is that in USA we chose to fund police instead of train custodians.
May 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don’t want to quote the person asking about why the trains are so dirty though I largely agree with their assessment. But often the cleanliness of Japan is attributed to cultural norms & while that plays a part the answer is that in USA we chose to fund police instead of train custodians.
Life is wild and thus I exist in a liminal state. Here, some pictures to remind you I'm alive.
April 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Life is wild and thus I exist in a liminal state. Here, some pictures to remind you I'm alive.
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April 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The average American diet requires about 2 acres of land per person per year (and that’s food grown and raised by people who are experts at growing and raising food)
The problem with a "Grow Your Own" approach to tariffs and food security is that I get one bunch of small bananas once a year.
April 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The average American diet requires about 2 acres of land per person per year (and that’s food grown and raised by people who are experts at growing and raising food)
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I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.
April 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.
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Rip Chief Pontiac, Odawa leader, died this day 1769.
"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Rip Chief Pontiac, Odawa leader, died this day 1769.
"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
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This is known as a “Holy Ghost”
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
https://www.europesays.com/2009702/
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion Pope Ghosts JD Vance…
https://www.europesays.com/2009702/
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion Pope Ghosts JD Vance…
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion - EUROPE SAYS
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
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April 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is known as a “Holy Ghost”
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“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
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March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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If you get old enough, and travel any at all, you start to meet the same people over and over. They are different humans. But they look and act so similarly as to be one person. Maybe that's just my weird pattern recognition. #humans #neurodiverse
March 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you get old enough, and travel any at all, you start to meet the same people over and over. They are different humans. But they look and act so similarly as to be one person. Maybe that's just my weird pattern recognition. #humans #neurodiverse
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We got all corners west of the 405.
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We got all corners west of the 405.
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
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thank you for reaching out! unfortunately, you’ve contacted me outside of one of my few daily hours of energy and motivation. please try again tomorrow
January 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
thank you for reaching out! unfortunately, you’ve contacted me outside of one of my few daily hours of energy and motivation. please try again tomorrow
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“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
January 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
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More than half the drop in America’s total fertility rate is explained by women under the age of 18 now having next to no children
Aka yay! Good news!
archive.md/cJY3B
Aka yay! Good news!
archive.md/cJY3B
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January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
More than half the drop in America’s total fertility rate is explained by women under the age of 18 now having next to no children
Aka yay! Good news!
archive.md/cJY3B
Aka yay! Good news!
archive.md/cJY3B
Normally my winter is chock full of mindfulness photography.
This winter has been weird.
This winter has been weird.
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Normally my winter is chock full of mindfulness photography.
This winter has been weird.
This winter has been weird.
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When things get overwhelming: make a list
January 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When things get overwhelming: make a list
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Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
January 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
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If my cat doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either. 😼
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If my cat doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either. 😼
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Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
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So how’s it going so far?
January 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So how’s it going so far?
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Stood outside for hours in the mid-20s temperatures in DC on Inauguration Day 2009 and we were proud to be there, freezing our asses off. The Smithsonian museums opened up after so we could go inside and warm up. We are about to be led by such punkass bitches.
January 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Stood outside for hours in the mid-20s temperatures in DC on Inauguration Day 2009 and we were proud to be there, freezing our asses off. The Smithsonian museums opened up after so we could go inside and warm up. We are about to be led by such punkass bitches.