Matthew Schmit
@schmitty52.bsky.social
Sports & movie enthusiast // Works in marketing field // uwplatteville alumni // Future US Open golf champ
Especially after these leaked texts came out, I want to take the opportunity to disavow Phil again. He’s a scummy piece of shit. Fuck that guy
This has been true for years, but I PUBLICLY DISOWN PHIL MICKELSON
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Especially after these leaked texts came out, I want to take the opportunity to disavow Phil again. He’s a scummy piece of shit. Fuck that guy
Universal is reportedly set to bring The Mummy franchise back to life with stars Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning and Ready or Not's Radio Silence team directing.
For more info: https://bit.ly/4onxmaX
For more info: https://bit.ly/4onxmaX
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Golf has been dealing with shit like this for a while @nolayingup.com
With just two outs left in the Mariners' season, Fox decided to take 15 seconds in the middle of an at-bat to show a Capital One advertisement.
Gotta keep the lights on somehow 🤷
Gotta keep the lights on somehow 🤷
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Golf has been dealing with shit like this for a while @nolayingup.com
There’s gotta be better voices than the guy who’s been accused multiple times of sexual assault and tried making jokes about blackface and that “if you're a size 6 and you're wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped”
September 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There’s gotta be better voices than the guy who’s been accused multiple times of sexual assault and tried making jokes about blackface and that “if you're a size 6 and you're wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped”
@djcaple.bsky.social Looks like you have until the end of the month
It's not every day that I can recommend a film on the biggest streaming service in the world to celebrate someone's 80th birthday, but here you go!
Carl Reiner's THE JERK (1979) w/ Steve Martin #BOTD is on Netflix until Aug 31. #FilmSky #Streaming #SteveMartin
Carl Reiner's THE JERK (1979) w/ Steve Martin #BOTD is on Netflix until Aug 31. #FilmSky #Streaming #SteveMartin
August 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@djcaple.bsky.social Looks like you have until the end of the month
The hardest I laughed when I watched this as a kid
Mel Brooks is 99.
Perfect gag.
Perfect delivery.
Perfect gag.
Perfect delivery.
June 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The hardest I laughed when I watched this as a kid
Randomly thought about the “names” of the Angels, I kind of miss California Angels
June 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Randomly thought about the “names” of the Angels, I kind of miss California Angels
New #TheLastOfUs teaser included a shot of a golf club🏌🏼♀️
April 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Man… if you’re a golf fan I don’t know how you can’t appreciate the hell out of what Rory did. There’s never gonna be another winning reaction like this in our lifetime.
This is the best Masters I have seen, and has to be a top 3 Masters of all time. His emotions… this is just it man…
This is the best Masters I have seen, and has to be a top 3 Masters of all time. His emotions… this is just it man…
April 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Man… if you’re a golf fan I don’t know how you can’t appreciate the hell out of what Rory did. There’s never gonna be another winning reaction like this in our lifetime.
This is the best Masters I have seen, and has to be a top 3 Masters of all time. His emotions… this is just it man…
This is the best Masters I have seen, and has to be a top 3 Masters of all time. His emotions… this is just it man…
Rory with the great reaction after winning, man the Masters are awesome!
April 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Rory with the great reaction after winning, man the Masters are awesome!
This has been true for years, but I PUBLICLY DISOWN PHIL MICKELSON
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This has been true for years, but I PUBLICLY DISOWN PHIL MICKELSON
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I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
April 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
Good
YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
March 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Good
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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
I WANT A TRAIN SYSTEM!
March 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I WANT A TRAIN SYSTEM!
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‘INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE’ captures the spirit of the franchise better than the last movie did.
Find out why in our review... discussingfilm.net/2024/12/08/i...
Find out why in our review... discussingfilm.net/2024/12/08/i...
'Indiana Jones and the Great Circle' Review - An Inspired Take on a Classic Indy Adventure
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle captures the same swashbuckling thrills and endless sense of discovery as Steven Spielberg's original movies.
discussingfilm.net
December 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
‘INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE’ captures the spirit of the franchise better than the last movie did.
Find out why in our review... discussingfilm.net/2024/12/08/i...
Find out why in our review... discussingfilm.net/2024/12/08/i...
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‘KRAVEN THE HUNTER’ has gone up to 15% on Rotten Tomatoes with 53 reviews.
Read our review: bit.ly/KravenDF
Read our review: bit.ly/KravenDF
December 12, 2024 at 4:58 AM
‘KRAVEN THE HUNTER’ has gone up to 15% on Rotten Tomatoes with 53 reviews.
Read our review: bit.ly/KravenDF
Read our review: bit.ly/KravenDF
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Pointed and laughed at a CyberTrunk
a group of soldiers are standing in a line wearing helmets .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a line wearing helmets .
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Pointed and laughed at a CyberTrunk
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The Justice Leauge is STILL DEAD! Does anyone care? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR0F...
The Justice Leauge is STILL DEAD! Does anyone care?
YouTube video by ComicPop Returns
www.youtube.com
June 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The Justice Leauge is STILL DEAD! Does anyone care? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR0F...
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Fuck it, I think every state should post their own “legal codes” in schoolhouses. Put up the Code of Hammurabi in New Hampshire. Engrave the Justinian Code all over Idaho. Original rules for Magic: the Gathering in Mississippi. Why not? Nothing matters anymore.
June 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Fuck it, I think every state should post their own “legal codes” in schoolhouses. Put up the Code of Hammurabi in New Hampshire. Engrave the Justinian Code all over Idaho. Original rules for Magic: the Gathering in Mississippi. Why not? Nothing matters anymore.
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Not my creation, found. But so true.
June 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Not my creation, found. But so true.