Schmandle
@schmandle.bsky.social
Fat Dad. Warhammer 40K. Guitars. Other stuff. Any photos I post (not repost) are taken by me.
Inshallah, Free Palestine.
Inshallah, Free Palestine.
I didn’t know they sold water in syringes
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I didn’t know they sold water in syringes
The fact that you know what you’ve eaten distance you were weened suggests to me that this was not too long ago
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The fact that you know what you’ve eaten distance you were weened suggests to me that this was not too long ago
He’s not stone clearing he’s stone collecting. Surely rule 1 of any collection is to take the thing home.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He’s not stone clearing he’s stone collecting. Surely rule 1 of any collection is to take the thing home.
He said
“Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby”
“Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby”
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He said
“Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby”
“Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby”
Well done. I have a child who I love dearly and thank the heavens for him. But I can’t think of anything worse than having a child I never wanted. It’s a hard slog and you need to want to do it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Well done. I have a child who I love dearly and thank the heavens for him. But I can’t think of anything worse than having a child I never wanted. It’s a hard slog and you need to want to do it.
What are you on about Bluey is awesome
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What are you on about Bluey is awesome
You need one big final googly eyed prank. Maybe cover the CEOs car in them or all the toilet seats
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You need one big final googly eyed prank. Maybe cover the CEOs car in them or all the toilet seats
I bet a well catalogued collection of pornography made before high-speed internet would be worth quite a lot to the right collector.
Or maybe open a museum
Or maybe open a museum
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I bet a well catalogued collection of pornography made before high-speed internet would be worth quite a lot to the right collector.
Or maybe open a museum
Or maybe open a museum
That’s what triggered the financial crash. All the bankers were distracted by AIOTM
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
That’s what triggered the financial crash. All the bankers were distracted by AIOTM
There should be a name for the generation who have grown up never knowing a world without podcasts. Something like Generation Bants
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There should be a name for the generation who have grown up never knowing a world without podcasts. Something like Generation Bants
This seems totally legitimate. What’s wrong with that.
a man with a mustache is making a silly face
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a silly face
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This seems totally legitimate. What’s wrong with that.
It’s not exactly the same as trying to pretend you were looking for tractors on your phone in parliament rather than looking at porn
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not exactly the same as trying to pretend you were looking for tractors on your phone in parliament rather than looking at porn
I’m sure I read that if you blow the hairdryer under the duvet whilst you are in the bed it has the opposite effect because it makes your skin hot which then feels any lower temperature as cold.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’m sure I read that if you blow the hairdryer under the duvet whilst you are in the bed it has the opposite effect because it makes your skin hot which then feels any lower temperature as cold.
Surely there’s a point where puberty wears off and men should realise they need to be communal in order to protect themselves from younger men, if we’re taking a naturalistic view.
What have 40+ men got to compete for other than a good nights sleep
What have 40+ men got to compete for other than a good nights sleep
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Surely there’s a point where puberty wears off and men should realise they need to be communal in order to protect themselves from younger men, if we’re taking a naturalistic view.
What have 40+ men got to compete for other than a good nights sleep
What have 40+ men got to compete for other than a good nights sleep
There is a male loneliness epidemic because even when a room full of lonely men are sitting next to each other drinking beer they don’t have the confidence to try and make friends. What happens to us after childhood?
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is a male loneliness epidemic because even when a room full of lonely men are sitting next to each other drinking beer they don’t have the confidence to try and make friends. What happens to us after childhood?
There really needs to be an army of renown all Gretchin army list led by the red gobbo
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There really needs to be an army of renown all Gretchin army list led by the red gobbo
It’s because the Tory party from Cameron -> Theresa may forward normalised the rapid change of PMs and cabinet members.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s because the Tory party from Cameron -> Theresa may forward normalised the rapid change of PMs and cabinet members.
I wonder how men that frequent strip clubs might react to reading this but I think they would just think ‘so what? Just show us your fanny’.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I wonder how men that frequent strip clubs might react to reading this but I think they would just think ‘so what? Just show us your fanny’.