Today at 4pm PST catch the premiere of Scared Ketchup's “RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL: Leaked Video.” Come watch all your favorite comics sell out to help the Saudis white wash their horrific blood stained reputation. So fun.

As Prince Mohamed says: "Comedy is King! (But don't Get any Funny Ideas)"

I've been told by multiple sources that a clip from my 'Trump Hates Scotland' music video, youtu.be/loqtUyNgnAo was shown on BBC News (or some TV network in Europe). Hooray! If someone can link me in the comments I'd be much obliged!

Is it wrong that I hope chronic venous insufficiency leads to rapid unscheduled disassembly?

Image: @paulleyticks

An group called Election Truth Alliance is going through the 2024 election voting data county by county and early results show clear signs of algorithmic vote manipulation in favor of Trump. I believe they will ultimately answer the question: How did Elon know Trump won hours before the media?

Question: In America, how do you label a day where a 7 year old calls 911 to report an active shooter at a school, the said shooter turning out to be a 17 year old girl with an appreciation for Nazi ideology and a deep hate for black people? Answer: Monday

While pussy-ass Time Magazine kissed the ring and put Flump on the cover of their Person of the Year edition, Vanity Fair was having none of it