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Scally Cap
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I literally can't be stopped.
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Dennis from Always Sunny showing off the sketch he drew of him grabbing some big fat titties from behind
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Garth Marenghi
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Vegeta from Dragonball Z in a pink shirt and yellow pants with the text: "I am doing a badman check-in. I need six badmen to post, not share, this message to show you are always the if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will. Let's go gentlemen."
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The heads of security at the Louvre:
Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers, after they became cops. They're at a ball game. Skull is about to mustard his empty hot dog bun.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Three teenagers pushing a shopping cart with their gaming PC into Micro Center:
EMTs unloading a patient on a gurney off of a medevac helicopter
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Where else are you gonna send everyone's shit? Cleveland?
Da Kandahar poo pond, a 200-yard-wide, quadrisected lake of human shit.
September 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Scene from Disco Elysium. You just told Kim to give you his gun. Authority: Good. Now put it in your mouth. You: But I want to point it at *them*. Authority: *I want to point it at them*, phah! Quit your whining. *Everyone* knows how to do that! You're a special man. You're going to point it at *yourself*. Go ahead, show them. Only option: Put the barrel in your mouth.
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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That modern day shit had me and my cousins hooked.
End of Assassins Creed 1, you get out of the animus but your eagle eyes still work, and your prison is covered in arcane horseshit.
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Our majestic black scaredy cats Cola and Magnus.
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Mistakes Into Miracles: Sonic got Pan pregnant with baby Rainbow Dash in front of 9/11
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Alien god art by Alex Ries Text: Kynleigh Kelce-Swift c. 2028
August 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Oh yeah, this baby's blowing now.
Air purifier detecting a "purple" amount of air pollution.
August 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The Love Toilet from SNL
August 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Penny Arcade Scene: four douchebags at a booth table Curly mustache: "Now, in this instance would we consider 'boondoggle'?" Tycho: "God damn you, Steve! A boondoggle is 'a braided cird worn by the Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide, hatband, or ornament.' I'm sick of your 'Definition 2' bullshit."
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Suck my nuts.
Clues by Sam difficulty Evil 1, cleared in less than 38 minutes with no mistakes
August 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball: "Guys you're still trying to replace Grimes. I'm telling you we can't do it. But we can recreate her in the aggregate."
July 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
July 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Charles Bell's "The Wounded following the Battle of Corunna: Tetanus Following Gunshot Wounds" (1809)
July 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It keeps giving me this error message.
July 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I see you!
Me, outlined across the street Bryan, outlined across the street Me, wearing a hat that says "Mayor of Titty City" with two dudes wearing huge fake tits and a sign that says "Jugs Not Drugs"
July 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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God forbid a man find love. Look how happy he is.
May 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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never forget that whenever you talk to a gamer online theres a good chance its a teenager - several people are typing
April 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most
April 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Uh oh...
Zyn (stylized in all caps as "ZYN") is a Swedish brand of nicotine pouches. Zyn pouches are designed to be placed between the gums and lip, allowing nicotine to be absorbed...
April 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I hate you I hate you I hate you so fucking much.
Guy sucking fucking ass at the game where you're supposed to shoot through a multiplyer gate.
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM