Dope Ty
@savantty.bsky.social
Boobies & Bourbon. 2 things I enjoy putting my mouth on.
“I’m Quagmire. I fuck hoes. My cash flow, I giggity-get it!”
July 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I’m Quagmire. I fuck hoes. My cash flow, I giggity-get it!”
Fellas, you gotta start eating fruits, veggies, goin to the gym, stretching regularly. No reason to be ingesting gas station pills, honey packs, rhinos, whatever you niggas be taking. That’s an awful sign of peepee health.
Get your health right to keep that dick up😂
Get your health right to keep that dick up😂
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fellas, you gotta start eating fruits, veggies, goin to the gym, stretching regularly. No reason to be ingesting gas station pills, honey packs, rhinos, whatever you niggas be taking. That’s an awful sign of peepee health.
Get your health right to keep that dick up😂
Get your health right to keep that dick up😂
Nigga balls gonna blow up
July 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nigga balls gonna blow up
I started doing standup last month for amateur night at our local comedy club for fun & I was so nervous. Stage presence has never been an issue with me, but it’s if I was funny or not. I’m just glad folks enjoyed my humor. If you get offended easily, please, pop up to one of my performances😂🤣😂
July 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I started doing standup last month for amateur night at our local comedy club for fun & I was so nervous. Stage presence has never been an issue with me, but it’s if I was funny or not. I’m just glad folks enjoyed my humor. If you get offended easily, please, pop up to one of my performances😂🤣😂
“I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh muthafucka”
July 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh muthafucka”
I really don’t like it when white ppl discuss Hip-Hop music
July 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I really don’t like it when white ppl discuss Hip-Hop music
The way white men talk about their wives be so perplexing to me. What did you marry her for???😂
And the first thing they tell me is, she had nice tits, blonde hair, & blue eyes.
Asked this one dude, “that’s all you cared about when you made your decision huh?”🤣
And the first thing they tell me is, she had nice tits, blonde hair, & blue eyes.
Asked this one dude, “that’s all you cared about when you made your decision huh?”🤣
July 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The way white men talk about their wives be so perplexing to me. What did you marry her for???😂
And the first thing they tell me is, she had nice tits, blonde hair, & blue eyes.
Asked this one dude, “that’s all you cared about when you made your decision huh?”🤣
And the first thing they tell me is, she had nice tits, blonde hair, & blue eyes.
Asked this one dude, “that’s all you cared about when you made your decision huh?”🤣
Thought this nigga was dead last night. Turns out, bruh was just tired as
fuck!😂
fuck!😂
July 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thought this nigga was dead last night. Turns out, bruh was just tired as
fuck!😂
fuck!😂
Happy Munyun Monday!
Another day to get to the Munyun & the bank! Lock in folks✊🏿
Another day to get to the Munyun & the bank! Lock in folks✊🏿
July 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happy Munyun Monday!
Another day to get to the Munyun & the bank! Lock in folks✊🏿
Another day to get to the Munyun & the bank! Lock in folks✊🏿
Hooters, but for feet
Call it, “Footsies”
Yall see the vision???🤗
Call it, “Footsies”
Yall see the vision???🤗
July 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hooters, but for feet
Call it, “Footsies”
Yall see the vision???🤗
Call it, “Footsies”
Yall see the vision???🤗
Niggas in lingerie & meats out. Back to Twitter I go🤦🏿♂️
July 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Niggas in lingerie & meats out. Back to Twitter I go🤦🏿♂️
“You a virgin?”
“Yes.”
“Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gon be no fucking tonite.”
“Yes.”
“Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gon be no fucking tonite.”
July 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“You a virgin?”
“Yes.”
“Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gon be no fucking tonite.”
“Yes.”
“Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gon be no fucking tonite.”
Dating apps era from 2019-2022 was so much fun! I was having a blast every Thursdays & weekends😂🤣😂
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dating apps era from 2019-2022 was so much fun! I was having a blast every Thursdays & weekends😂🤣😂
“Women” & “woman” be beating folks ass!
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Women” & “woman” be beating folks ass!
Had nothing to do. Went lifting & rode a bike. Now, mimosa time after this😌
July 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Had nothing to do. Went lifting & rode a bike. Now, mimosa time after this😌
Saturday night, so that means it’s a great night to down this bottle of Bourbon and become a FUCKING issue😌
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Saturday night, so that means it’s a great night to down this bottle of Bourbon and become a FUCKING issue😌
Sometimes when I’m out, I like to check & see if I still got it😅
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sometimes when I’m out, I like to check & see if I still got it😅
A lot of niggas on this app, don’t get bad bitches in real life. I’m way too certain. Some of you niggas Yee Yee as hell😂🤣😂
July 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A lot of niggas on this app, don’t get bad bitches in real life. I’m way too certain. Some of you niggas Yee Yee as hell😂🤣😂
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Even if you take all the good bits from the 6 sequels, you don't come up with a film half as good as the original Jurassic Park.
a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
ALT: a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Even if you take all the good bits from the 6 sequels, you don't come up with a film half as good as the original Jurassic Park.
Could’ve played for the Tennessee Titans but they found crack in my jacket & marijuana in my socks
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Could’ve played for the Tennessee Titans but they found crack in my jacket & marijuana in my socks
This ain’t it, gang🤦🏿♂️
June 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This ain’t it, gang🤦🏿♂️
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Talking over me/ interrupting me when I’m talking and being on your phone when I’m talking. Immediate shut down 😭
3. What instantly kills your interest in a conversation?
June 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Talking over me/ interrupting me when I’m talking and being on your phone when I’m talking. Immediate shut down 😭