Neilsnotreal
@satinfinish.bsky.social
"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
What, like Brussel Sprouts?
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What, like Brussel Sprouts?
I've done this at Dylan Thomas's Boathouse in Laugharne years ago. Had to reverse 200 yards. We went again this year and it would appear I'm not the only one...
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've done this at Dylan Thomas's Boathouse in Laugharne years ago. Had to reverse 200 yards. We went again this year and it would appear I'm not the only one...
Apparently, albeit after a few Guinness yesterday, I willingly volunteered to take herself to IKEA today.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Apparently, albeit after a few Guinness yesterday, I willingly volunteered to take herself to IKEA today.
This one mate. We were/are called Joanna. On socials as 'Joanna-band' or some such, I'm not on them but the other lads are all over it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This one mate. We were/are called Joanna. On socials as 'Joanna-band' or some such, I'm not on them but the other lads are all over it.
My band's album on sale in LA alongside FDC, Johnny Marr and Lou Reed.
Now, who's a Wool?
Now, who's a Wool?
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My band's album on sale in LA alongside FDC, Johnny Marr and Lou Reed.
Now, who's a Wool?
Now, who's a Wool?
Happy #blackfriday to those who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Happy #blackfriday to those who celebrate
Sifting the holiday snaps. Our hotel in Bangkok was next to the Portuguese Embassy and this was the perimeter wall. Carved into the rendering, very clever. Artist's name for LOL's...
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sifting the holiday snaps. Our hotel in Bangkok was next to the Portuguese Embassy and this was the perimeter wall. Carved into the rendering, very clever. Artist's name for LOL's...
With you in spirit
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
With you in spirit
One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same...
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same...
Not sure this translate gimmick is 100% accurate
'3484 Arrange the minced meat'
'Tidy Yak Sak' is what @yakhunt.net calls his conkers
'3484 Arrange the minced meat'
'Tidy Yak Sak' is what @yakhunt.net calls his conkers
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Not sure this translate gimmick is 100% accurate
'3484 Arrange the minced meat'
'Tidy Yak Sak' is what @yakhunt.net calls his conkers
'3484 Arrange the minced meat'
'Tidy Yak Sak' is what @yakhunt.net calls his conkers
Never mind, cricket divs, here's a Thai version of Creep with my lads discussing off camera if Kevin Spacey is deffo a nonce.
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Never mind, cricket divs, here's a Thai version of Creep with my lads discussing off camera if Kevin Spacey is deffo a nonce.
Have you heard about Neil?
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Have you heard about Neil?
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
We all appreciate clear instructions
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
We all appreciate clear instructions
Bit of #vespa porn, for the lads. Including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social new shuttle service motor for anyone that can't navigate a simple train timetable to the HD.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Bit of #vespa porn, for the lads. Including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social new shuttle service motor for anyone that can't navigate a simple train timetable to the HD.
Morning, fellow Bufoons
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Morning, fellow Bufoons
Attention car nerds. In a lot next to our hotel. Look at these bastards.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Attention car nerds. In a lot next to our hotel. Look at these bastards.
This one G, get stuck in mate.
Fip Rock, Fip Pop... there's live recordings on there too you just need to dig about. On the homepage, look at the bottom and click on 'Musique' then they're all there
Fip Rock, Fip Pop... there's live recordings on there too you just need to dig about. On the homepage, look at the bottom and click on 'Musique' then they're all there
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This one G, get stuck in mate.
Fip Rock, Fip Pop... there's live recordings on there too you just need to dig about. On the homepage, look at the bottom and click on 'Musique' then they're all there
Fip Rock, Fip Pop... there's live recordings on there too you just need to dig about. On the homepage, look at the bottom and click on 'Musique' then they're all there
Bangkok, Oriental city...
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bangkok, Oriental city...
I'm making November the new August
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm making November the new August
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Joking aside, I'm chuffed with this. #photography #angkorwat
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Joking aside, I'm chuffed with this. #photography #angkorwat
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
Morning, dickheads 👊🏻
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Morning, dickheads 👊🏻
Curiosity got the better of me. It was that Rachael Heyhoe Flint one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Curiosity got the better of me. It was that Rachael Heyhoe Flint one.