Neilsnotreal
@satinfinish.bsky.social
"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Evening, Gents
🎄 It’s gone completely Christmassy on nigella.com! Come on over for food inspiration and to read my Christmas Witter (aka Season’s Eatings 2025) which brings glad tidings of some new recipes on the site, plus how to enter the annual Christmas Pudding Hunt!
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December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Evening, Gents
Fuck, the fuck, off.
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
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December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fuck, the fuck, off.
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
I've been volunteered to do a Christmas quiz for work and have hit the wall after a solid start. Any ideas for music, film and telly, food and drink would be EXTREMELY welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I've been volunteered to do a Christmas quiz for work and have hit the wall after a solid start. Any ideas for music, film and telly, food and drink would be EXTREMELY welcome.
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
Tommy Cannon when their manager suggests a solo career
KEEP THE FUCKING BALL
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tommy Cannon when their manager suggests a solo career
If Cucurella was to cut his Barnet, retire from football, and move to Mars, I could probably start to like him.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If Cucurella was to cut his Barnet, retire from football, and move to Mars, I could probably start to like him.
Chalobah and Woltemade on my fantasy team bench you motherfucker
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Chalobah and Woltemade on my fantasy team bench you motherfucker
It's a red, get on with it
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's a red, get on with it
Time to euthanase Alan Smith.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Time to euthanase Alan Smith.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
Good win that, clean sheet too. Been saying for weeks to drop Salah, he's just been nowhere near good enough. Glimpses of what Wirtz can do as well. Made up. Just need to back it up now against Sunlan on Wednesday. More so because my boss is a Mackem 😎
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Good win that, clean sheet too. Been saying for weeks to drop Salah, he's just been nowhere near good enough. Glimpses of what Wirtz can do as well. Made up. Just need to back it up now against Sunlan on Wednesday. More so because my boss is a Mackem 😎
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
What, like Brussel Sprouts?
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What, like Brussel Sprouts?
Thicker than a boxing day turd
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thicker than a boxing day turd
Over on the other place a couple of years ago someone shared a link to a Wikipedia page where some mush had linked pages that were anagrams of each other, like hundreds of them. Fucked if I can find it and I've binned off X ages ago. Any ideas? @bunnylodge.bsky.social ring any bells??
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Over on the other place a couple of years ago someone shared a link to a Wikipedia page where some mush had linked pages that were anagrams of each other, like hundreds of them. Fucked if I can find it and I've binned off X ages ago. Any ideas? @bunnylodge.bsky.social ring any bells??
Salah benched 4 matches too late, he's needed to call a taxi to get into position lately, clearly miles off it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Salah benched 4 matches too late, he's needed to call a taxi to get into position lately, clearly miles off it.
Apparently, albeit after a few Guinness yesterday, I willingly volunteered to take herself to IKEA today.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Apparently, albeit after a few Guinness yesterday, I willingly volunteered to take herself to IKEA today.
#WhenTaken #642 (30.11.2025)
I scored 796/1000🏅
1️⃣📍527 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
3️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍8.3 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍449 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
whentaken.com
Tough today that
I scored 796/1000🏅
1️⃣📍527 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
3️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍8.3 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍449 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
whentaken.com
Tough today that
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
#WhenTaken #642 (30.11.2025)
I scored 796/1000🏅
1️⃣📍527 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
3️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍8.3 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍449 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
whentaken.com
Tough today that
I scored 796/1000🏅
1️⃣📍527 km - 🗓️21 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
3️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍8.3 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍449 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
whentaken.com
Tough today that
My band's album on sale in LA alongside FDC, Johnny Marr and Lou Reed.
Now, who's a Wool?
Now, who's a Wool?
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My band's album on sale in LA alongside FDC, Johnny Marr and Lou Reed.
Now, who's a Wool?
Now, who's a Wool?
Tramp Attack - Oh! When The Sun Goes Down
YouTube video by bravestar79
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November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I share my birthday with...
Billy Preston
Keanu Reeves
Bill Shankly
Salma Hayek
And... Keir Starmer
Billy Preston
Keanu Reeves
Bill Shankly
Salma Hayek
And... Keir Starmer
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I share my birthday with...
Billy Preston
Keanu Reeves
Bill Shankly
Salma Hayek
And... Keir Starmer
Billy Preston
Keanu Reeves
Bill Shankly
Salma Hayek
And... Keir Starmer
It would appear I'm the only person in England that didn't bring Thiago in this week
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It would appear I'm the only person in England that didn't bring Thiago in this week
Sue Smith shops in our Tesco but her hand actions in commentary on Sky wind me right up. There, I've said it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sue Smith shops in our Tesco but her hand actions in commentary on Sky wind me right up. There, I've said it.
A gentleman by the name of Brian scores the goal that completes the turnaround. Coincidence?
I see Sunderland have blown a gasket. Getting relegated, you heard it here first.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A gentleman by the name of Brian scores the goal that completes the turnaround. Coincidence?
There appear to be young gentlemen with tattoos on their faces in my regular Saturday haunt. Drinking Coors.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There appear to be young gentlemen with tattoos on their faces in my regular Saturday haunt. Drinking Coors.
Introduce yourself with five acts you wish you’d seen live:
MC5
The Stooges
Beefheart
Zappa
The Ronettes
MC5
The Stooges
Beefheart
Zappa
The Ronettes
Introduce yourself with five acts you wish you’d seen live:
- Joni Mitchell
- Nick Drake
- Genesis with Steve Hackett
- Thin Lizzy with Gary Moore
- The Doors
- Joni Mitchell
- Nick Drake
- Genesis with Steve Hackett
- Thin Lizzy with Gary Moore
- The Doors
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Introduce yourself with five acts you wish you’d seen live:
MC5
The Stooges
Beefheart
Zappa
The Ronettes
MC5
The Stooges
Beefheart
Zappa
The Ronettes