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sarklor.bsky.social
Ciaránavirus
@sarklor.bsky.social
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Depressed goblin nightmare boy.

Occasional freelance writer: Warhammer 40K: Wrath & Glory, Imperium Maledictum, Warhammer Fantasy RolePlay. I am also a 2019 Hugo Award Attendee. He/Him etc.
https://ko-fi.com/sarklor
https://www.sarklor.ie/
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Leeching off someone else's disney+ account let's fuckin gooooo
TV screen with "Predator: Killer of Killers" written on it
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Every time I say I'll get a pre flight pint, and every time I am *aghast* at the extortionate price of the damn thing
A pint of Smithwicks red ale on a varnished wooden table.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Got an airport chicken roll, made a friend
Half a roll of crusty white bread, stuffed with lettuce, jalapeños, breaded chicken and topped off with taco sauce, next to a can of lemonade A little bird friend, I think it's a starling but I'm no expert.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Charlie Haughey with a speech bubble so it looks like he's saying the quoted skeet
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
sarklor.bsky.social
Old diagram from BBC News of the infamous Saddam Hussein hidey hole, adapted so it is now Enoch Burke's hiding place
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
You just reminded me I saw this and thought of you for some reason
Cartoon by @THE_EGGROLLER Top panel: A Pokémon stone vendor smiling and saying "A water stone? Good Choice! Which Pokémon will you be evolving?" Bottom panel: Camera cuts to vendor's POV, where we see an innocent-looking, unsuspecting Eevee and the lower half of a trainer with his wallet open, offering a card, who says "Do you need to see my ID?"
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
sarklor.bsky.social
god, rich people really do just send emails like this
The "Borat 2 tonite queen??" meme, except all mentions of Borat 2 have been replaced with "sex crimes"
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sarklor.bsky.social
What complete sickos have done this
Screenshot of the quoted post's stats showing 3 saves
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Image of the protagonist in Black '47 giving stink-eye, probably to some british landlord cunt he's about to shoot
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Wesley Snipes aiming a gun with tears streaming down his face
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Guy in a hotdog costume saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
I was saving it for when a real bastard died, and let's be honest, they don't come much worse than Dick Fucking Cheney.

It's 18 years old so you know nobody from the bush administration would touch it
A container of The Balvenie Pedro Ximénez Cask single malt scotch, aged 18 years. In the background, a crab rave.
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
The video's comment section is not disappointing
YT account called @FormerVPRichardCheney commenting "It's so fucking hot down here oh shit oh fuck"
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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the Goofy "I'll fuckin do it again" meme but he has a Pokémon trainer cap on
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sarklor.bsky.social
evergreen
Internet Hippo tweet: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Infamous bloodsucker Simon Harris
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Getting a lot more use out of this image than I imagined when I first made it
Fionnan Sheahan, with a comically gigantic head, upon which is written the "I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand" joke from the Simpsons. Fionnan appears angered about this, as if he had just heard a child express approval for Catherine Connolly's keepy-uppy skills and is on his way to break that child's legs for having the poor judjement to express such a radical far-left opinion.
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Extremely low effort, but these fucking lunatics aren't worth more than that tbh
Mr Burns at the stat of his "See my Vest" musical number. His head us replaced by Maria Steen, whi had her ludicrously expensive handbag next to her. She's singing "See my bag, see my bag, made from extinct Irish Stag"
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Once again completely vindicated by having this image on standby
Fionnan Sheahan, looking like he just licked piss off a nettle. His forehead has been *slightly* photoshopped to look a little bigger, and upon it is written the giant hand Simpsons joke, with 'hand' replaced with 'head': I'm tired of these jokes about my giant head. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...[the rest is illegible]"
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
sarklor.bsky.social
Once again delighted that the Irish people went with the option that was cool af
Michael D Higgins in front of a ramp on a stunt bike Catherine Connolly doing keepy uppies with a football
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Two men, one large wildcat of some sort, and some carved stone faces all pursing their lips or baring teeth in a pained "oof" expression
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Reminds me of another deeply cursed couples outfit I saw recently
Two hoodies and trackie bottoms, Both feature a wolf and lightning, one is teal the other pink. The teal hoodie is captioned "SHE KEEPS ME HOUSED" and the pink hoodie says "HE KEEPS ME PREGNANT". The trackie bottoms have "I CHOOSE YOU" down each leg.
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Block list working perfectly, so I suspect the bluesky heads will change the rules again soon because they're a bunch of quisling shitasses
The new official White House account, blocked by "Far right accounts"
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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dril post saying "Hello Heather this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit" (Context: It was originally about Alan Dershowitz digging a massive hole for himself over Jeffrey Epstein)
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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'fraid so:
"We introduced AI tools that you may use as part of the TIDAL Upload feature and outlined your related rights and responsibilities" A small snippet of the paragraph on genAI. It's too big to fit it all in, but basically boiled down to "you accept all legal consequences arising from the plagiarism machine" AI Products. In connection with the TIDAL Service (including any Beta Features), TIDAL offers Generative AI or AI-powered products, features, and tools listed at AI-Powered Tools, which list may be updated by TIDAL from time to time (the "AI Products"). By using any of the AI Products now or hereafter available to you via the TIDAL Service, you agree to be responsible for all content associated with your use of such AI Products. You agree that you will not use any AI Product to create any content that is harmful, misleading, or violates the rights of any third party. You are responsible for any text you type or images, content, or data you upload into AI Products ("Input"), as well as any text, images, or content generated by AI Products through your use of AI Products or through prompts you provide to AI Products ("Output", collectively together with Input, "AI Content").
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM