Jessie
@sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social
42. Deaf. Very Gay. Sarcasm is my 1st language. Likes: gaming, fantasy, writing. Dislikes: Nazis, fascism, all -ists and -phobes.
Happy Tuesday!
Eat some tacos!
Drink some water!!
Eat some tacos!
Drink some water!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy Tuesday!
Eat some tacos!
Drink some water!!
Eat some tacos!
Drink some water!!
"obsolete cables"
*stares at The Cable Drawer*
I feel called out.
*stares at The Cable Drawer*
I feel called out.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"obsolete cables"
*stares at The Cable Drawer*
I feel called out.
*stares at The Cable Drawer*
I feel called out.
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Pez is an absolutete fucking delight and I wish I had enough money to dig her out. Come dig with me, if you can?
You know how you have that friend who just cannot catch a break right now and you really wish you could do just about anything for them? Yeah, that's currently one of my best friends. So once again sharing, because this week has been shit: gofund.me/50a9b0fa1
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
gofund.me
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pez is an absolutete fucking delight and I wish I had enough money to dig her out. Come dig with me, if you can?
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
Anyone else get a sick sense of joy from tossing a Sea Bass into a river #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anyone else get a sick sense of joy from tossing a Sea Bass into a river #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH
...the fuck is felching?
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
...the fuck is felching?
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If you're just waking up or getting online it's a beautiful moment to use Bluesky mute features for the terms Lizza, Nuzzi, RFK, poetry and bamboo. Trust me
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you're just waking up or getting online it's a beautiful moment to use Bluesky mute features for the terms Lizza, Nuzzi, RFK, poetry and bamboo. Trust me
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You know there’s one thing I can think of that would make all the wild news today even better. You know the thing. That thing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You know there’s one thing I can think of that would make all the wild news today even better. You know the thing. That thing.
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You know how you have that friend who just cannot catch a break right now and you really wish you could do just about anything for them? Yeah, that's currently one of my best friends. So once again sharing, because this week has been shit: gofund.me/50a9b0fa1
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You know how you have that friend who just cannot catch a break right now and you really wish you could do just about anything for them? Yeah, that's currently one of my best friends. So once again sharing, because this week has been shit: gofund.me/50a9b0fa1
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So, we went through the whole process to apply for financial assistance from the hospital to get this $1,500 forgiven or reduced, and they said no. No appeal, no nothing, just a denial. Even the payment plan options they have given us are outside of our budget. Any help would be so appreciated.
Hi folks. An unexpected medical bill has popped up, and we could really use some help with it.
#MutualAid #HelpSky 💸💕
#MutualAid #HelpSky 💸💕
Donate to Help Mary Ellen Cover Medical Deductibles, organized by Jeffrey Gilson
Mary Ellen has now been diagnosed with Crohn's Disease. Unfortunately, the te… Jeffrey Gilson needs your support for Help Mary Ellen Cover Medical Deductibles
gofund.me
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So, we went through the whole process to apply for financial assistance from the hospital to get this $1,500 forgiven or reduced, and they said no. No appeal, no nothing, just a denial. Even the payment plan options they have given us are outside of our budget. Any help would be so appreciated.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
With alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
Alt text is important.
Use proper alt text.
The people behind you aren't pissed cuz you're slow, they're pissed because *waves hand vaguely at the country*and it's easier to blame their anger on their neighbor rather than reflect on WHY literally everyone is so fucking pissed off all the time.
Everything happens so fast and I feel like I’m being judged the entire time for being too slow and too stupid to participate. The groceries fly by and oh my God, what am I supposed to do with the buggy and the people behind me are pissed because I’m slow.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The people behind you aren't pissed cuz you're slow, they're pissed because *waves hand vaguely at the country*and it's easier to blame their anger on their neighbor rather than reflect on WHY literally everyone is so fucking pissed off all the time.
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Hard day today
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hard day today
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
People dress comfy because planes are cramped fucking torture chambers. Maybe work on the airlines for that before we end up with tupperware containers as seats so they can make more money, yeah?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
People dress comfy because planes are cramped fucking torture chambers. Maybe work on the airlines for that before we end up with tupperware containers as seats so they can make more money, yeah?
An update on mom that no one asked for: She's doing fantastic! The ercp in August cleared up the last of any issues within her common bile duct, the stent was removed, and her Drs have been doing monthly blood draws to make sure that infection hasn't come back. Her energy levels are back to normal,
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An update on mom that no one asked for: She's doing fantastic! The ercp in August cleared up the last of any issues within her common bile duct, the stent was removed, and her Drs have been doing monthly blood draws to make sure that infection hasn't come back. Her energy levels are back to normal,
I don't think any of us realize just how much we take our thumbs for granted until we can't use one.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't think any of us realize just how much we take our thumbs for granted until we can't use one.
I'm not crying you're crying
This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm not crying you're crying
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yup, it was on. Do not like. I unchecked the box.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yup, it was on. Do not like. I unchecked the box.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
Daise and the Women's Circle taking down a trolloc with wooden pitchforks on Winternight will forever be the epitome of Badass™ #TheWheelOfTime
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Daise and the Women's Circle taking down a trolloc with wooden pitchforks on Winternight will forever be the epitome of Badass™ #TheWheelOfTime