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sarahquaint
@sarahquaint.bsky.social
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Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.
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fifteen seconds of bubbling cheese ASMR
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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We're not much of a pie family, so instead my mom made toll house bars decorated like pumpkin pie slices
a pan of toll house bars (chocolate chip cookie dough baked in a single pan, like brownies) cut into triangles, with orange icing to look like pumpkin pie filling, a row of brown piped icing to look like pie crust, and a dollop of white icing in the center of each instead of whipped cream
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Only 5 lbs, for you both? I saw this at the grocery store last night and was tempted:
A pallet on the floor of the produce section on Thanksgiving Eve, piled high with two 50-pound bags of potatoes and at least four 50-pound bags of onions
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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it's always time for a postprandial nap for this one
an floofy orange tabby laying on his side on a rug, stretching and yawning
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I broke it down and vacuum sealed the rest, but roasted half the breast for dinner tonight. Here's proof for Prem:
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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"not washing hands" and "delivering babies" has famously gone so well in the past
"Friends say Saldaya often took her ideological cues from her business partner. After Norris-Clark decided she did not believe in gravity, Saldaya announced she was no longer "round [Earth] committed". When Norris-Clark said she no longer believed in germ theory, Saldaya told friends she did not wash her hands. When Norris-Clark said she no longer identified as a feminist and wished to submit to her husband, Saldaya quietly stopped marketing the podcast as "radical feminist""
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Absolutely the fuck not, but I made it through yet another week without a screaming crying hysterical breakdown, so give me my paycheck and shut the fuck up you ableist douchebag
The text of an actual email that was actually sent to every employee in my department: The Wellness Unit would like to pose an important question to all sworn and professional staff: If the State Government implemented an annual Physical Fitness Test, would you pass? • Could you complete 20 push-ups in one minute? • Could you complete 35 sit-ups in one minute? • Could you run one mile in 10 minutes? If the answer to any of these is no, we encourage you to consider what might be stopping you from joining the Wellness Unit's group workouts. Our sessions are designed to support you, improve readiness, and help everyone feel confident in their fitness abilities, no matter your starting point.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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In the original Die Hard, John McClane wrote "Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" on the gray heathered sweatshirt of a dead bad guy. This version says, "Now I Have A Faster Scooter Ho-Ho-Ho"
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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found a mouse in my bed and this time it's definitely not a cat's fault
sheets wadded up on an unmade bed. On the far left is Rosie, loafed up and napping. on the right is a red wireless two button computer mouse.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I didn't see one that described my gender, but given how fast I put my face in this sandwich, it describes my sexuality
the breakfast sandwich I got last time I was in NYC: egg, cheese, and lox on a toasted sesame bagel. The sandwich is sliced in half and opened such that the fish is particularly shimmery and the cheese is perfectly gooey
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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No, though that's a reasonable guess, that neighborhood has never been sketchy at all. That house sold for about 2.4 million in 1999. What you're seeing in the MLS is an artifact of six lots being purchased together when the house was built and the database being messy
screenshot of the reader view of a Baltimore Sun article: Home brings record price in Guilford; Sylvan co-founder submits contract of at least $2.4 million; Built by BMA designer By • December 5, 1999 at 12:00 AM EST A five-bedroom Guilford home, built in 1914 by the architect who designed the Baltimore Museum of Art, has been sold for what is called the highest price in the city's history. Douglas L. Becker, co-founder of Sylvan Learning Systems Inc., reportedly outbid one other party and submitted a contract between $2.4 million and $2.5 million for 15 Charlcote Place, considered one of the city's most elegant...
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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you saw this one, right?
Photo from the 1980s of Trump shaking Nancy Reagan's hand captioned "game recognize game"
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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from an AMA with the export director, Matteo Luxardo, at www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/EPe...
rootyb • 9y I had Luxardo cherries for the first time a couple of years ago, and it has completely ruined other maraschino cherries for me. Those fluorescent pink ... THINGS in a jar? Garbage. Now, if I want maraschino cherries, I have to pay twenty freaking dollars for a jar of your amazing cherries. My only question is: how do you sleep at night? MatteoLuxardo OP • 9y Very well because I know that you will buy our cherries and because I give you quality and love in each jar.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I'm seeing so many excellent memes and screencaps today missing their alt text!

Please include *everyone* in your joy! Go to Settings > Accessibility, and turning on "Require alt text before posting." This way a reminder will pop up if you try to post an inaccessible image
A screenshot of the accessibility options in the Bluesky iOS client in dark mode. There's an option titled "alt text" with a slider for the option to "require alt text before posting". This should be turned ON.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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you know you're a gen X dyke when you can't look at your italian seasoning without thinking, "...and the font of teriyaki"
A plastic container of italian seasoning with "1.5X MORE (THAN OUR 1.3 OZ SIZE)" in a prominent font on a bright yellow background at the top of the label. Every single time I see this container, I chant the lyrics: And you can choose between the colors Of the lipstick on the whores Cause we know the difference between The font of 20% more And the font of teriyaki ...from Ani DiFranco's 1998 album Little Plastic Castle, which every queer girl got from the Columbia Music House Club back in the day
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I'm washing the Ruggable that fits on this 6'x9' pad, so I rolled it up to get it out of the way. Not ten seconds later...
Ginny the black and white cat peering out at me from the end of a rolled up mat, looking like the world's largest and cutest purrito
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I could barely move yesterday due to migraine and nausea, so the cats we forced to subsist on kibble for an ENTIRE DAY

please believe me when I say this is Rosie being even more disgruntled than usual
a scruffy calico cat looking even more put out than usual
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Ginny wishes to participate:
a black-and-white head with bright green eyes poking out of a Hello fresh box
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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will a melted sausage suffice?
A light gray cat sprawled out on a heating pad in a tubular shape with stubby legs. Yes, that is her heating pad that exists on that Ottoman strictly for her use.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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photo of the goodest girl, belly full of turkey
a black and white cat sitting on a white cardigan draped over a dining room chair
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Ginny is always here for you (until something else requires her supervision ;)
a tuxedo cat peeking out from behind the flap of a large Chewy box, which is turned on its side and perched on an expensive cardboard scratcher that no one uses. there are other paper bags and cardboard boxes strewn across the floor
October 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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ah, symbolism
a tangled US flag on a flag pole in front of a cloudy sky. something has come loose and it's flipped over the top of the pole, so now it's wadded up and looking the worse for wear
October 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I don't have much of those but I do have plenty of cat pics 💛
Ginny the cat hiding underneath the covers so you can only see her pointed little nose and a bit of her eyes. She looks like she's wearing a duvet as a giant bonnet. Ruth the dilute tortie loafed up perfectly in the best spot in the bed between the edge of my pillow and the covers
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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text from rah's father that reads: "if I am starting to recover here already... What color block wall would you want over there to the right of the walkway?" two more texts from him that read: "Gray or a tan. de de perfect. I look into close out stuff.. then you can measure the area." "how far from the splash block for the rainspout to where the brick changes heights."
October 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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ETHAN

ETHAN I WALKED OVER TO THE GROCERY STORE AND THE BACK OF THE BOX!!?!
The front of the tailor hand box with a very old-fashioned style packaging it reads the original Taylor, since 1856, pork roll The back of the box, which reads John Taylor's original Taylor pork roll. Like, what??
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM