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sarahquaint
@sarahquaint.bsky.social
Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.
fifteen seconds of bubbling cheese ASMR
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We're not much of a pie family, so instead my mom made toll house bars decorated like pumpkin pie slices
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Only 5 lbs, for you both? I saw this at the grocery store last night and was tempted:
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it's always time for a postprandial nap for this one
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I broke it down and vacuum sealed the rest, but roasted half the breast for dinner tonight. Here's proof for Prem:
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"not washing hands" and "delivering babies" has famously gone so well in the past
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely the fuck not, but I made it through yet another week without a screaming crying hysterical breakdown, so give me my paycheck and shut the fuck up you ableist douchebag
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
found a mouse in my bed and this time it's definitely not a cat's fault
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I didn't see one that described my gender, but given how fast I put my face in this sandwich, it describes my sexuality
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
No, though that's a reasonable guess, that neighborhood has never been sketchy at all. That house sold for about 2.4 million in 1999. What you're seeing in the MLS is an artifact of six lots being purchased together when the house was built and the database being messy
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
you saw this one, right?
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
from an AMA with the export director, Matteo Luxardo, at www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/EPe...
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm seeing so many excellent memes and screencaps today missing their alt text!

Please include *everyone* in your joy! Go to Settings > Accessibility, and turning on "Require alt text before posting." This way a reminder will pop up if you try to post an inaccessible image
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you know you're a gen X dyke when you can't look at your italian seasoning without thinking, "...and the font of teriyaki"
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm washing the Ruggable that fits on this 6'x9' pad, so I rolled it up to get it out of the way. Not ten seconds later...
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I could barely move yesterday due to migraine and nausea, so the cats we forced to subsist on kibble for an ENTIRE DAY

please believe me when I say this is Rosie being even more disgruntled than usual
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ginny wishes to participate:
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
will a melted sausage suffice?
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
photo of the goodest girl, belly full of turkey
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ginny is always here for you (until something else requires her supervision ;)
October 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
ah, symbolism
October 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don't have much of those but I do have plenty of cat pics 💛
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ETHAN

ETHAN I WALKED OVER TO THE GROCERY STORE AND THE BACK OF THE BOX!!?!
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM