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Update: book critics and editors have read Battle Royale (the book)

www.nytimes.com/2011/04/10/m...
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yes, it is the title and the country of origin that are the most alienating things about Battle Royale and not anything else
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tarantino can have whatever opinions on actors he wants I guess but the collection of words "on an episode of the Bret Easton Ellis podcast, Tarantino said" is going to give me nightmares forever

www.vulture.com/article/matt...
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Your organization should probably consider changing its name, Ryan!

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is a marked improvement over last year, when kid would routinely scream ROUND ROUND until I put on the Wheels on the Bus playlist. (We also spent kind of a lot of time adapting Wheels on the Bus into a lullaby as they sleepily did the hand motion for hours while also refusing to sleep.)
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I was in the car by myself for 112 minutes this year
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time I reread my great-grandmother's memoir I can't help but wonder: Was Hilda her girlfriend?
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Someone needs to be censured over that acronym
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
lololol
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Looks like they gave it up all together in the early 2000s-early 2010s but it's *back* and it's *silly*
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is so fucking goofy. The context of being used in an extremely pilloriable article about Louis C.K. makes it goofier, but I get the sense after poking around a bit that writers for the New Yorker deliberately avoid using words that could summon the umlaut.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'd actually love to see some deeper dives into rural coastal community responses to the Trump administration's priorities. Anecdotally, I go to the Long Beach, WA area a few times a year and the shift from abundant Trump signs to "we stand with immigrants" signs was ABRUPT
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No amount of hard work and dedication can make the helicopter go faster. The helicopter's speed is finite.

www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
But it's STATE OF THE ART! </s>
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you're not using the @oracle.posters.rip labeler you are missing out on a lot of random delight
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
God-tier bluff calling
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is the fucking problem. His North Star is getting the Senate majority in 2026—as opposed to getting the Senate majority being a step *toward* a greater North Star. I don't think the statement disputes the notion at all. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just a friendly reminder that even if this CDC update didn't go against the overwhelming evidence about the safety and efficacy of vaccines, avoiding serious preventable diseases should actually be a much higher priority than avoiding autism.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Does he truly not understand the difference between the Moral Majority and simply advocating for having morals
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This 1675 proclamation from King Charles II feels like a Trump EO

"very evil, very dangerous"

"False, Malitious and Scandalous Reports"
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t think Bruce Harrell has ever listened to himself talk.

www.sgn.org/story/159515...
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
very apt @oracle.posters.rip label here
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Toddler pointed out both happy and sad mouths on this wild thing and now I can’t unsee it
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
lol (from a @wired.com piece about cybertruck drivers)

www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM