Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
here’s a nice one that i actually like of me not talking
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
here’s a nice one that i actually like of me not talking
me asking “did he shank it” lmfao
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
me asking “did he shank it” lmfao
i am finally at HEB while they are cracking into one of these giant wheels of parmesan. i used to pray for times like this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i am finally at HEB while they are cracking into one of these giant wheels of parmesan. i used to pray for times like this.
i have two job offers in THIS economy to choose between and i got bangs again today
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i have two job offers in THIS economy to choose between and i got bangs again today
me when the camera pans to the washington sideline
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
me when the camera pans to the washington sideline
steve kornacki has tweeted about lane kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
steve kornacki has tweeted about lane kiffin
the liberal media is trying to cancel me for my opinions again
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the liberal media is trying to cancel me for my opinions again
establishing the run
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
establishing the run
hate it when the offense does an offsides
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hate it when the offense does an offsides
started this last night by the way. yes hah Hah HA YES.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
started this last night by the way. yes hah Hah HA YES.
karen kinda had that shit on
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
karen kinda had that shit on
some of y’all haven’t been at this like me
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
some of y’all haven’t been at this like me
i stay over there for ut sports twitter, cute boys, and Her
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i stay over there for ut sports twitter, cute boys, and Her
just turning on sunday night football
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
just turning on sunday night football
my whole goal this week was to get my place into such a state that i could watch gameday today
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my whole goal this week was to get my place into such a state that i could watch gameday today
moving is hell and unpacking is psychological torment but! this friday evening! i inch towards Back (tm)
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
moving is hell and unpacking is psychological torment but! this friday evening! i inch towards Back (tm)
behind every girlboss is a conclave of her friends’ husbands
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
behind every girlboss is a conclave of her friends’ husbands
no one told me I would have to do wildlife at my new place
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
no one told me I would have to do wildlife at my new place
old one incredibly ugly !!!
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
old one incredibly ugly !!!
we’re not totally done here yet but when it’s complete…christmas cookie day gonna hit like crack in here…
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
we’re not totally done here yet but when it’s complete…christmas cookie day gonna hit like crack in here…
rest in piss ugly chandelier that looks like it was from a dungeon
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
rest in piss ugly chandelier that looks like it was from a dungeon