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DAMN PAPA YOU A RARE BREED
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
DAMN PAPA YOU A RARE BREED
I hate kids. I hate parents that don’t control their fucking kids
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I hate kids. I hate parents that don’t control their fucking kids
Sitting next a potentially bad date (can’t tell if they’re dating, speaking another language) and I already had an idea of enjoying my own company - but it makes me especially happy I’m here, in another country, having dinner with myself and no one else. I fuck w/myself heavy and I’m so grateful 🥹🧡
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sitting next a potentially bad date (can’t tell if they’re dating, speaking another language) and I already had an idea of enjoying my own company - but it makes me especially happy I’m here, in another country, having dinner with myself and no one else. I fuck w/myself heavy and I’m so grateful 🥹🧡
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Neyo would never have 3 girlfriends if he wasnt famous. He looks like a ninja turtle under those fedoras.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Neyo would never have 3 girlfriends if he wasnt famous. He looks like a ninja turtle under those fedoras.
I never saw it for Mr. Burna.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I never saw it for Mr. Burna.
I just love when I’m right.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I just love when I’m right.
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Parts of Alaska are in darkness from now til Jan 22nd and I just can’t fathom that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Parts of Alaska are in darkness from now til Jan 22nd and I just can’t fathom that.
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Yes.
Question for my shot takers…
Do you like your liquor cold or room temp?
Do you like your liquor cold or room temp?
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Yes.
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she don’t be beating her husband’s ass enough for me & I don’t like that b/c why y’all not in matching outfits????
Mr. & Mrs. Headass supposed to be on one accord!
Mr. & Mrs. Headass supposed to be on one accord!
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
she don’t be beating her husband’s ass enough for me & I don’t like that b/c why y’all not in matching outfits????
Mr. & Mrs. Headass supposed to be on one accord!
Mr. & Mrs. Headass supposed to be on one accord!
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...and Russia
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
...and Russia
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1) shout out to shawty who said “notice he ain’t say pay some bills” lmfao clocked IN
2) a Dummy’s Guide to Being A Hobosexual is fucking WILD.
2) a Dummy’s Guide to Being A Hobosexual is fucking WILD.
Menfolk out here giving a play by play on how to move into a women’s apt without asking.
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
1) shout out to shawty who said “notice he ain’t say pay some bills” lmfao clocked IN
2) a Dummy’s Guide to Being A Hobosexual is fucking WILD.
2) a Dummy’s Guide to Being A Hobosexual is fucking WILD.
The way white people not listening is global, my word.
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The way white people not listening is global, my word.
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Not Tia following in her sisters footsteps lmfao
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not Tia following in her sisters footsteps lmfao
I love the way New York men cat call cause they usually just wish you a good day and leave you alone lol
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love the way New York men cat call cause they usually just wish you a good day and leave you alone lol
FUCK UNITED AIRLINES. Why TF are we in this old ass fucking plane that only holds 30 carry on bags?! Some of us wanna keep our shit with us so you bitch asses don’t fucking lose it!!!! Shopping spree on you bitch if you lose my fucking shit
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
FUCK UNITED AIRLINES. Why TF are we in this old ass fucking plane that only holds 30 carry on bags?! Some of us wanna keep our shit with us so you bitch asses don’t fucking lose it!!!! Shopping spree on you bitch if you lose my fucking shit
“so since I’m not your everything how about I be nothing? Nothing at all to you!” Was a WORD ☝🏽
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“so since I’m not your everything how about I be nothing? Nothing at all to you!” Was a WORD ☝🏽
One thing about me, imma pay for peace of mind. I might regret it later but in that moment it alleviated me and that’s all I need
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One thing about me, imma pay for peace of mind. I might regret it later but in that moment it alleviated me and that’s all I need
Nah Effie was annoying as hell
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nah Effie was annoying as hell
Ew Large is gross that
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ew Large is gross that
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Oh, I made it to the gym today. 😌
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh, I made it to the gym today. 😌
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Guarantee. Jesus
A word you have to think too hard to spell correctly?
One of mine is: availability
One of mine is: availability
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guarantee. Jesus
Notifications are starting to really overstimulate the fuck out of me. Might need to turn them all off for good
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Notifications are starting to really overstimulate the fuck out of me. Might need to turn them all off for good
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loneliness.
lack of empathy & assistance.
lack of empathy & assistance.
What is the saddest part of being strong?
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
loneliness.
lack of empathy & assistance.
lack of empathy & assistance.
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and this is how i learned the us catholic bishops have a tiktok account
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
and this is how i learned the us catholic bishops have a tiktok account