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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹
@samwilliams567.bsky.social
Certified Trainer | Fitness Alchemist 🏋️‍♀️ | Blending HIIT | Turning sweat into strength 💪 | Helping busy pros crush goals with smart workouts & nutrition hacks and real-talk motivation | Zen Harbinger|10+ yrs transforming lives. DM for coaching!
Store leftover mask in fridge for up to 2 days.

Bonus Glow Drink (to enhance results):
Mix warm water + ½ lemon + 1 tsp honey. Drink every morning.
Let your skin glow from the inside out! ✨
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Why it works:
Honey: Locks in moisture + fights acne-causing bacteria.

Yogurt: Gently removes dead skin for radiance.

Turmeric: Reduces dark spots + evens tone.

Lemon (optional): Vitamin C boosts collagen.

Tips:
Use 2–3 times a week.
Turmeric can stain, use a tiny amount and rinse well.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
1. Mix all ingredients in a small bowl into a smooth paste.
2. Cleanse your face with lukewarm water.
3. Apply the mask evenly (avoid eye area).
4. Leave on for 10–15 minutes.
5. Rinse with lukewarm water, then splash with cool water to close pores.
6. Pat dry and follow with your moisturizer.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
1 tbsp raw honey (antibacterial + moisturizing)

1 tsp plain yogurt (lactic acid gently exfoliates)

¼ tsp turmeric powder (anti-inflammatory + brightens)

½ tsp lemon juice (optional – for extra glow; skip if sensitive skin)
Instructions:
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
10 push-ups per cliché crushed (“No pain, no gain? Try joy in the journey”). Brighten your hustle 🎃🧡 #OrangeOctoberOverflow #DailyDose
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Recovery? That cozy couch stretch after the kids crash. Strength builds in the chaos, you’re unbreakable. Who’s your fitness MVP at home? 🏡💪 #HomemakerHustle #EverydayEndurance
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Fitness isn’t a marathon for elites, it’s the 20 minute sweat that powers your 9-to-5 grind, turning I can’t into Watch me. Fuel up post-run with a turkey sandwich twist lean and loaded. ☕🏃‍♂️ #MondayMotivation
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
exhale the weight of what was Here, meditation is no escape, but the hearth where wild hearts find their steady flame. Let the fence of now hold you gently, beyond it blooms the infinite.🍂🧎‍♂️
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Will love to meditate here ❤️

🧘‍♂️🗣️ In the hush of autumn’s embrace, where leaves whisper secrets to the wind and mountains cradle the soul’s quiet fire, sit with the earth’s ancient rhythm. As a Breath Weaver, I thread silence through the veins of change inhale the gold of fading sun
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
journal your gains, sip herbal elixirs, surrender to stillness. Mine? A moonlit walk where muscles murmur thanks to the stars.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
3. Lentil Curry with Sweet Potato & Spinach
Pre-Gym Potion: Plant-powered carbs from sweet spuds sustain long flows, with lentils’ fiber for gut-gold 90mins out.
Post-Gym Elixir: 20g complete protein + iron-rich greens oxygenate muscles for tomorrow’s triumph. Coconut milk swirl for creaminess! 🌿🍠
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
2. Turkey Stir-Fry with Brown Rice & Broccoli
Pre-Gym Potion: Lean turkey’s tryptophan + rice’s steady energy curbs hunger, powering HIIT hexes 1-2hrs prior
Post-Gym Elixir: 25g protein + cruciferous crunch fights inflammation, restoring the cauldron in under 30g carbs. Spice it fierce! 🦃🥦
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
1. Grilled Salmon with Quinoa & Asparagus
Pre-Gym Potion: Omega-3s + complex carbs fuel endurance without the crash—ideal 2hrs before for fatty acid flow.
Post-Gym Elixir: Repairs micro-tears with 30g protein, while quinoa replenishes glycogen. Brew it with lemon zest for zing! 🐟🌾 #SalmonSorcery
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What esoteric exercise elevates your evening ethos? Unveil it in the comment section let’s catalyze collective catharsis. 🌑⚗️ #NocturnalNeuromancy #HypertrophyHallows #AlchemistAfterDark
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Forge not merely muscle, but mastery—where delayed-onset alchemy yields the philosopher’s stone of peak performance. The cosmos conspires for those who court the shadows; claim your crepuscular conquest.
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
under lunar luminescence. each eccentric-loaded deadlift a deliberate invocation of hypertrophy’s arcane arts, cortisol’s creeping specter dissolved in the elixir of endorphin elevation. As a seasoned Fitness Alchemist with over a decade distilling sweat into synaptic supremacy, I decree
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM