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samwell 🐮🌿
@samwell0.bsky.social
There are 2 things you should know about me:
I’m dumb 😋 they/them 💚🐻🏳️‍🌈✊🏳️‍⚧️✨

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Goals
fatsterion doodle

#fanart
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
diabetic, green hair, pronouns…when will it be my turn to be non-binary bear trade
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gotta love the gay gymwear industry. How does a brand called MEAT only go up to an XL? Bitch that’s like two slices of prosciutto.
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
First day on a pump, everyone wish me luck.
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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everyone wants a fat bear
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I think Caliban is probably a BIG SWEETIE but the timeline had other ideas… 🥹👉👈

@daybear.bsky.social
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@faustoxiii.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Flexy Monday done by the superb

@eduardowolf.bsky.social
July 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
😋🐻🐮 Skircle time! 🐮🐻😋
July 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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it's time to get serious about bear belly
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Still so afraid that every recruiter looking at my resume is Googling my southern Baptist college and instantly assuming I’m a Bible thumping freak of nature trying to invade their office and convert their employees.
July 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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here's the situation: bears need a tasty little treat
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Normalize doubling your weight... that's the mood for today ✨
July 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
don’t sink in me with your dog teeth
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Not gonna lie I get a little miffed when my straight married gym crush talks to other guys right in front of me. Just throwing it in my face. The nerve.
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Good boys get treats” how about I k*ll you to de*th with a g*n
June 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
none of you bitches are doing it like him.
Chris Hemsworth did a workout so strenuous that he developed a lisp.

It truly left him thor all over.
June 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
queerbaiting at its finest
June 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I know I’m not the first type 1 diabetic ever but I am newer to it, and goddamn, having to do an entire chapter of math homework before you can even eat a fucking meal is not it.
June 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Moistbreezy on the mood board??
June 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Obsessed.
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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@samwell0.bsky.social Fibonacci spiraled me in the name of science 😳🫣💛
June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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time to pay your bear taxes
June 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I’m a big dumb idiot and that’s okay. No more thoughts, just beef
May 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM