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It's pretty funny that Sydney Sweeney's agent thinks the "great genes" ad killed her career after all the initial discourse saying "the Dems lost in 2024 because of stuff like them overreacting to the great genes ad"
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's pretty funny that Sydney Sweeney's agent thinks the "great genes" ad killed her career after all the initial discourse saying "the Dems lost in 2024 because of stuff like them overreacting to the great genes ad"
Cam Boozer might be the least mistake prone 19 year old basketball star… ever.
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Cam Boozer might be the least mistake prone 19 year old basketball star… ever.
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AI video where The Rizzler denounces ICE but Big Ben is behind him for some reason
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
AI video where The Rizzler denounces ICE but Big Ben is behind him for some reason
Metroid Prime 4 included a "turn off tutorials" option that you if you toggle it, will remove critical mechanical information from being told to you but will not stop NPCs from telling you exactly where to go. Probably the worst implemented option in a while.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Metroid Prime 4 included a "turn off tutorials" option that you if you toggle it, will remove critical mechanical information from being told to you but will not stop NPCs from telling you exactly where to go. Probably the worst implemented option in a while.
She uhhh
She literally doesn’t know how to structure sentences.
Like, there’s so much shit between the commas that this is genuinely tough to follow without reading it three times.
Her only job in her life has been… writing.
She literally doesn’t know how to structure sentences.
Like, there’s so much shit between the commas that this is genuinely tough to follow without reading it three times.
Her only job in her life has been… writing.
She follows Trump to a senior center in Arizona and includes this insanely rude anecdote?
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
She uhhh
She literally doesn’t know how to structure sentences.
Like, there’s so much shit between the commas that this is genuinely tough to follow without reading it three times.
Her only job in her life has been… writing.
She literally doesn’t know how to structure sentences.
Like, there’s so much shit between the commas that this is genuinely tough to follow without reading it three times.
Her only job in her life has been… writing.
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Jalen Johnson just Moses Maloned himself into a first-half triple double. 11 points, 10 rebounds, 11 assists, two steals.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jalen Johnson just Moses Maloned himself into a first-half triple double. 11 points, 10 rebounds, 11 assists, two steals.
Me when the person I hired is exactly as literally everyone thought: What the fuck?
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me when the person I hired is exactly as literally everyone thought: What the fuck?
Glenn Beck waiving goodbye to one hundred million dollars.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Glenn Beck waiving goodbye to one hundred million dollars.
How Netflix handles WB’s gaming studios is nearly impossible to predict, but this merger will take years so I guess they have time to articulate it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
How Netflix handles WB’s gaming studios is nearly impossible to predict, but this merger will take years so I guess they have time to articulate it.
Again, it is incredible that the GOP says that the GOP did 9/11 but we still need to do genocide against Muslims for unclear reasons.
Senator Ron Johnson went on a conspiracy show to promote 9/11 Truther-type nonsense.
This is a sitting U.S. Senator.
This is a sitting U.S. Senator.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Again, it is incredible that the GOP says that the GOP did 9/11 but we still need to do genocide against Muslims for unclear reasons.
I hate country music and I can’t even believe the degree to which country music fans suck.
No label, no major publisher, nor Suno would give comment for this story. But after speaking with musicians, writers, and a dozen anonymous insiders, it’s clear that Nashville has become an AI town.
Read more from @charlieharding.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @charlieharding.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hate country music and I can’t even believe the degree to which country music fans suck.
This opening is funny in that it has nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of the game and was clearly thrown together in 2024 to have something to cut into a trailer.
PSA if you're planning to dig into Metroid Prime 4: Beyond tonight -- Save yourself the woe of having a 98% scan completion at the end of the game by making sure you scan these 3 guys in the tutorial area!
We've got plenty more tips, video, and a guide in-progress here!
www.ign.com/wikis/metroi...
We've got plenty more tips, video, and a guide in-progress here!
www.ign.com/wikis/metroi...
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This opening is funny in that it has nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of the game and was clearly thrown together in 2024 to have something to cut into a trailer.
You are 6-15.
Sources say Chris Paul had several meetings recently with Clippers officials regarding their concerns with his approach.
There was a request for him to stop with the “locker room lawyering.”
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
There was a request for him to stop with the “locker room lawyering.”
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You are 6-15.
Fuck you, I fucking hate you.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck you, I fucking hate you.
The ending is such horrific character assassination of Samus that you have to immediately decanonize this game.
The truth is, Metroid Prime 4's marines are fine - they just don't work with Samus as she is presented. https://bit.ly/48y5KJO
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The ending is such horrific character assassination of Samus that you have to immediately decanonize this game.
Watching the ending of Metroid Prime 4 completely flabbergasted.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Watching the ending of Metroid Prime 4 completely flabbergasted.
What?
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What?
It rules that the official Republican position on 9/11 is that the GOP did 9/11.
The Franklin the Turtle image that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth posted apparently came from a right-wing content creator known as "Maverick Alexander." Among the images Alexander has posted with the Franklin character includes dedicated to 9/11 trutherism.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It rules that the official Republican position on 9/11 is that the GOP did 9/11.
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Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
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New Orleans Pelicans star Zion Williamson will miss extended time with a right adductor injury, sources tell ESPN. He will be re-evaluated in three weeks.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
New Orleans Pelicans star Zion Williamson will miss extended time with a right adductor injury, sources tell ESPN. He will be re-evaluated in three weeks.
This review mentions that Sylux is basically not in the game, an incredible move after he was hyped up for literally 19 years.
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond plays like a post-mortem of its own dev cycle. The story of a doomed race throwing one last Hail Mary to salvage its legacy after a series of failed experiments. Disjointed, full of abandoned ideas, but Retro finds a way through the debris. www.polygon.com/metroid-prim...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is uneven, with bright spots
The disjointed Switch 2 adventure is revelatory and aggravating in the same breath.
www.polygon.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This review mentions that Sylux is basically not in the game, an incredible move after he was hyped up for literally 19 years.
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Metroid Prime reviews be like:
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Metroid Prime reviews be like:
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Is there a literary term for an unreliable narrator writing a piece about another unreliable narrator narrating unreliably and commenting acidly about the unreliable narration?
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is there a literary term for an unreliable narrator writing a piece about another unreliable narrator narrating unreliably and commenting acidly about the unreliable narration?
Prime 4 being bad was my thing pretty easy to expect based solely on how much Nintendo refused to promote the game. They have to be furious with this
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Prime 4 being bad was my thing pretty easy to expect based solely on how much Nintendo refused to promote the game. They have to be furious with this