Samio, dude who posts about a time that is bad
@samio.bsky.social
Humanoid anxiety engine. Studied philosophy, with disastrous emotional results. Currently running sick as hell tabletop rpgs and thinking about what can we do about a hostile world and even harsher future.
Batman: The Animated Series or a furry hentai trans-formation doujin?
You decide
You decide
![A pencil necked dweebenheimer geekazoid wearing a lab coat and the most atrocious bowl cut holds a vial of bubbling green mutagen. He is pointing at it with his other hand and says "[contains] both steroids and timber wolf estrogen"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdr7nnbb7a7abkgzs2olevgm/bafkreiepgomgf336o2nwbvmq6ogfpmo5gmwdsf63224umjlt5hj6fxhezy@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Batman: The Animated Series or a furry hentai trans-formation doujin?
You decide
You decide
This image from this github request ( github.com/ocaml/ocaml/... ) is permanently stuck into my mind now.
It's A Load Bearing Pillar Of Shit.
The answer shaped fluffer did a thing and he... just didn't question it
That's it. That's just how it works. Just stop questioning the thing.
It's A Load Bearing Pillar Of Shit.
The answer shaped fluffer did a thing and he... just didn't question it
That's it. That's just how it works. Just stop questioning the thing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This image from this github request ( github.com/ocaml/ocaml/... ) is permanently stuck into my mind now.
It's A Load Bearing Pillar Of Shit.
The answer shaped fluffer did a thing and he... just didn't question it
That's it. That's just how it works. Just stop questioning the thing.
It's A Load Bearing Pillar Of Shit.
The answer shaped fluffer did a thing and he... just didn't question it
That's it. That's just how it works. Just stop questioning the thing.
it fucking sucks
this kind of shit is so banal and lame and yet it carries so much hatred and violence
this kind of shit is so banal and lame and yet it carries so much hatred and violence
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
it fucking sucks
this kind of shit is so banal and lame and yet it carries so much hatred and violence
this kind of shit is so banal and lame and yet it carries so much hatred and violence
twenty years of this
and the wound is as fresh and stings the same
the ridiculous misguided promises of justice have all but faded away, but this?
hurts exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.
and the wound is as fresh and stings the same
the ridiculous misguided promises of justice have all but faded away, but this?
hurts exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
twenty years of this
and the wound is as fresh and stings the same
the ridiculous misguided promises of justice have all but faded away, but this?
hurts exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.
and the wound is as fresh and stings the same
the ridiculous misguided promises of justice have all but faded away, but this?
hurts exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.
just openly, like that huh
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
just openly, like that huh
extremely sicko voice: yessss, hahahaha, yesss!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
extremely sicko voice: yessss, hahahaha, yesss!!!!
In the show Trailer Park Boys, the protagonist Ricky does this maneuver a couple of times: "I'm gonna get drunk so nothing that I do while drunk is my fault, everyone is warned."
Of course being drunk is not a binary toggle, but even then, choosing to become an amoral non-agent is A Choice.
Of course being drunk is not a binary toggle, but even then, choosing to become an amoral non-agent is A Choice.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In the show Trailer Park Boys, the protagonist Ricky does this maneuver a couple of times: "I'm gonna get drunk so nothing that I do while drunk is my fault, everyone is warned."
Of course being drunk is not a binary toggle, but even then, choosing to become an amoral non-agent is A Choice.
Of course being drunk is not a binary toggle, but even then, choosing to become an amoral non-agent is A Choice.
THE COMPUTERIZED DATA ANALYSIS OF YOUR FAÇADE HAS SINGLED YOU OUT AS UNWORTHY. WE HAVE CONCLUDED YOUR ZYGOMATIC TILT BETRAYS YOU AS A IRREPARABLY EFFEMINATE. YOUR SPLANCHNOCRANIAL MESH IS IN A DEPLORABLE STATE, COMPARABLE ONLY TO THAT OF EMACIATED SEOLIAN EUNUCHS.
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE NOW
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE NOW
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
THE COMPUTERIZED DATA ANALYSIS OF YOUR FAÇADE HAS SINGLED YOU OUT AS UNWORTHY. WE HAVE CONCLUDED YOUR ZYGOMATIC TILT BETRAYS YOU AS A IRREPARABLY EFFEMINATE. YOUR SPLANCHNOCRANIAL MESH IS IN A DEPLORABLE STATE, COMPARABLE ONLY TO THAT OF EMACIATED SEOLIAN EUNUCHS.
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE NOW
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE NOW
Aaaaaaaaaand 5e is progressive and tolerant compared to 1st ed:
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Aaaaaaaaaand 5e is progressive and tolerant compared to 1st ed:
comrade JDPON DON destroying the white house...... he's living the dream....
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
comrade JDPON DON destroying the white house...... he's living the dream....
fuck the corpo
nice speech check sire
nice speech check sire
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
fuck the corpo
nice speech check sire
nice speech check sire
Nah seriously, who's gonna make a Wolfenstein 3D mod where you shoot up the amerikkkanazis of the burger reich?
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Nah seriously, who's gonna make a Wolfenstein 3D mod where you shoot up the amerikkkanazis of the burger reich?
go forth my userbase who has earned us millions and yet I hate, go forth and decentralize to the extreme!
...no
not like that
that is too decentralized
...no
not like that
that is too decentralized
October 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
go forth my userbase who has earned us millions and yet I hate, go forth and decentralize to the extreme!
...no
not like that
that is too decentralized
...no
not like that
that is too decentralized
So how exactly did Buronson get a pulse on the decadence the human creature can sink into?
An extra-heavy dose of reality courtesy of the CIA:
An extra-heavy dose of reality courtesy of the CIA:
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So how exactly did Buronson get a pulse on the decadence the human creature can sink into?
An extra-heavy dose of reality courtesy of the CIA:
An extra-heavy dose of reality courtesy of the CIA:
And this event plays out for most of the series. So Hara and Buronson better make it *real good*.
The trick is that the sadistic evil, in its gross banality and pettiness, is real. It's genuine. It's modeled after the horrors of our world.
Like this squad of goons who are basically the IDF:
The trick is that the sadistic evil, in its gross banality and pettiness, is real. It's genuine. It's modeled after the horrors of our world.
Like this squad of goons who are basically the IDF:
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
And this event plays out for most of the series. So Hara and Buronson better make it *real good*.
The trick is that the sadistic evil, in its gross banality and pettiness, is real. It's genuine. It's modeled after the horrors of our world.
Like this squad of goons who are basically the IDF:
The trick is that the sadistic evil, in its gross banality and pettiness, is real. It's genuine. It's modeled after the horrors of our world.
Like this squad of goons who are basically the IDF:
"Let's build the pre-crime opaque machine from the myriad of sci-fi stories "Do Not Build The Pre-Crime Machine""
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Let's build the pre-crime opaque machine from the myriad of sci-fi stories "Do Not Build The Pre-Crime Machine""
wait so according to the tos I can't post this picatare???
dang
dang
September 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
wait so according to the tos I can't post this picatare???
dang
dang
nah, fuck you the onion
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
nah, fuck you the onion
says you, I still get a lot of mileage out of this version:
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
says you, I still get a lot of mileage out of this version:
as our kindly sage @longersky.com put so eloquently in the former bird site, "the left" is a wild joker card in a linguistic game. you can replace the term with anything you want. according to the current amerikkkan nazis, the nazis were left wing too. "It means everything and nothing."
September 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
as our kindly sage @longersky.com put so eloquently in the former bird site, "the left" is a wild joker card in a linguistic game. you can replace the term with anything you want. according to the current amerikkkan nazis, the nazis were left wing too. "It means everything and nothing."
oh hey look the fascists are readying up for stochastic terrorism against "the left", aka, "everyone not us"
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh hey look the fascists are readying up for stochastic terrorism against "the left", aka, "everyone not us"
if you would kindly look at the flowchart
September 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
if you would kindly look at the flowchart
(completing the joprker)
his new posture:
his new posture:
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
(completing the joprker)
his new posture:
his new posture: