Sam Haft
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Sam Haft
@samhaft.com
RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad

songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more

on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft
Lmao very much the latter
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
been quite an adventure since then - love you buddy
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
100%
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Nah if I have things to say that I don’t want the public to hear I’ll just say them offline
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I did! I would just call it a golden age musical theater patter song
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Only after the whole season is out!
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
👆correct! that’s my current guess, and I should add this order has very little in common with what my personal favorite songs are lol
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
so many ppl fall into this because being a creative can be very lonely but if you start mistaking fans for friends you’re gonna have a lot of empty transactional social relationships with ppl who will have zero boundaries in ways that’ll hurt *them* the most, and you’ll be ultimately responsible. 🙅‍♂️
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ignis - Fire
Vindictis - Vengeance
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM