I drink alcohol and it’s still a hard pass!
This is an example of how I distinguish snacks from treats.

I’d also like a side of the medical report when he was shot last year along with a helping of an investigation.

That’s Headly!

And the unredacted Epstein Files

My sisters-in-law who truly fit it. Joan was never really frumpy.

Oh you mean the one who died at like 8?

I get it. We saw the nitrate print at TCM Fest this year and this is probably the fourth time that I've watched it since. It's also like last December when I watched Auntie Mame on a Monday night and then went to a screening a few days later.

As a US citizen, I was surprised at how easy it was to go through customs last month. The only personnel we saw were a couple of guards directing us to machines that scanned us and gave us the OK.

I call him Swanson Fishsticks

As we Jews say the first night of Passover “Ma nish t’na”

This kind of hack writing would’ve been embarrassing even for a studio PR guy back in the 40’s.

And he did duets with both Taylor Swift and Beyoncé last year and had a big hit with Morgan Wallen. I feel like I should tell you that two of these are false and to guess which one is real.
And yet they’re all true.

Like when Madonna had a British accent

There’s that story that a lady came up to him at Disneyland and told him how upset she was that he made it. She brought her kids to see it and of course it wasn’t appropriate. IDK why he didn’t go “didn’t you see Double Indemnity?”

@markharris.bsky.social wrote about this in his book Pictures At A Revolution.