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@samcakes25.bsky.social
Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless
Excellent fun till you get to know her
Excellent fun till you get to know her
Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
you KNOW she was thinking this:
you KNOW she was thinking this:
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
you KNOW she was thinking this:
you KNOW she was thinking this: