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Sal Gentile
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comedy writer. I write and produce A Closer Look at Late Night with Seth Meyers, where I am a supervising writer/producer. sicko mets fan. follow me on instagram: salgentile
the “no more participation trophies” people literally elected a guy who put a medal around his own neck that he got just for showing up somewhere
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i really think zohran could get donald trump to say the words "workers of the world unite -- and we're uniting very strongly. we have nothing to lose but our chains, and you're hearing it more and more."
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
that’s the one, we can’t beat it
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
of course he can’t say this because he also does it further illustrating how incoherent and compromised the entire enterprise of “maga populism” is
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
nasty lunatic MARJORIE TAYLOR GREED made “BIG BUCKS” (profits) trading STOCKS (investments) using her “INSIDER KNOWLEDGE” as a MEMBER OF CONGRESS (criminal?). Everyone is talking about it! I’ve gotten lots of “calls.” Possibly illegal?
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
it’s never been more relevant to the state of our country
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
terminally addicted to losing. zero political or moral ambition. this is why sports rivalries are so important. teaches you that beating your enemies feels fucking great
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
new fundraising email from the dems just dropped
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
all they’ve done is proven yet again that you should *never* listen to some chin-stroking wise elder who lectures you about how *your* priorities are foolish and counterproductive while *their* priorities are strategic and wise. because in the end, *they* won’t even fight for *their own* priorities
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we’re hearing more from POLITICO about what each side gets in the deal

GOP: rewarded for inflicting cruelty on 40 million americans by withholding snap payments

democrats: a refurbished Zune, 1 liter of Surge (already open), $12.37 in subway tokens, Colorado Rockies season tickets, unlimited pogs
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
GOP has promised a vote in december on giving everyone $5 in kohl’s cash (vote can be filibustered)
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM