umjammeremmy
@salamijam.bsky.social
two time yelling champion
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Friendly reminder that everyone who witnessed that embarrassing thing in 7th grade is thinking about it rn. Also there’s a spider on your leg
December 6, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Friendly reminder that everyone who witnessed that embarrassing thing in 7th grade is thinking about it rn. Also there’s a spider on your leg
how do you explain to a child why marijuana is not the same as being drunk? genuinely unsure
December 4, 2023 at 12:35 PM
how do you explain to a child why marijuana is not the same as being drunk? genuinely unsure
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ITS NOT YOU ITS ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 4, 2023 at 4:26 AM
ITS NOT YOU ITS ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
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This is the modern day equivalent of a Roman emperor playing with the lives of plebeians like a cat batting a toy to the roar of the crowd
December 2, 2023 at 8:23 PM
This is the modern day equivalent of a Roman emperor playing with the lives of plebeians like a cat batting a toy to the roar of the crowd
She knows where I live and I am scared for my life. I will not vindicate her by running away, but I will hide. I will "Go Home Go Home" by staying home, in the home she is trying to drive me out of.
A 1 versus 1 siege situation if you will.
A 1 versus 1 siege situation if you will.
December 4, 2023 at 3:11 AM
She knows where I live and I am scared for my life. I will not vindicate her by running away, but I will hide. I will "Go Home Go Home" by staying home, in the home she is trying to drive me out of.
A 1 versus 1 siege situation if you will.
A 1 versus 1 siege situation if you will.
I get that this is a wicked tomeshift, but sometimes real life intrudes.
On Friday I had an argument with a stranger, a young woman.
We were both stuck together on a ten hour train. She was sitting behind me.
She has stalked me from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and now Monday morning.
On Friday I had an argument with a stranger, a young woman.
We were both stuck together on a ten hour train. She was sitting behind me.
She has stalked me from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and now Monday morning.
December 4, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I get that this is a wicked tomeshift, but sometimes real life intrudes.
On Friday I had an argument with a stranger, a young woman.
We were both stuck together on a ten hour train. She was sitting behind me.
She has stalked me from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and now Monday morning.
On Friday I had an argument with a stranger, a young woman.
We were both stuck together on a ten hour train. She was sitting behind me.
She has stalked me from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and now Monday morning.
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Petra. I priced the big sizes competitively! www.etsy.com/listing/1624...
December 1, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Petra. I priced the big sizes competitively! www.etsy.com/listing/1624...
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Do YOU come with the apocalyptic dystopia?
December 2, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Do YOU come with the apocalyptic dystopia?
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As a good listener, [the longest, densest, most involved soliloquy you ever heard]
December 2, 2023 at 6:40 AM
As a good listener, [the longest, densest, most involved soliloquy you ever heard]
I won youth chess tournaments because I didn't know how badly I was losing and refused to resign.
Endgame blunders are costlier than opening blunders at that level, more psychologically crushing too.
Stubborn and mid-level wins the swindle.
Endgame blunders are costlier than opening blunders at that level, more psychologically crushing too.
Stubborn and mid-level wins the swindle.
December 2, 2023 at 3:34 PM
I won youth chess tournaments because I didn't know how badly I was losing and refused to resign.
Endgame blunders are costlier than opening blunders at that level, more psychologically crushing too.
Stubborn and mid-level wins the swindle.
Endgame blunders are costlier than opening blunders at that level, more psychologically crushing too.
Stubborn and mid-level wins the swindle.
Gonna watch the Pac-12 title game on tape delay
Should've gotten an iron on denim patch, end of an era.
Should've gotten an iron on denim patch, end of an era.
December 2, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Gonna watch the Pac-12 title game on tape delay
Should've gotten an iron on denim patch, end of an era.
Should've gotten an iron on denim patch, end of an era.
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Its disheartening realizing that even if people are genuinely kind of cool good people that it wont change the general dysfunctionality of work culture and the dedication to pseudo efficient industrial suicide culture where problems are workers faults and simple but serious problems are overlooked
December 1, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Its disheartening realizing that even if people are genuinely kind of cool good people that it wont change the general dysfunctionality of work culture and the dedication to pseudo efficient industrial suicide culture where problems are workers faults and simple but serious problems are overlooked
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I love this for my people tbh 🇱🇦
November 30, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I love this for my people tbh 🇱🇦
my neighbors think I'm loud and annoying, and they are loud and annoying about it
November 29, 2023 at 3:46 AM
my neighbors think I'm loud and annoying, and they are loud and annoying about it
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There is something useful about not having to glance up in paranoia every four minutes to see if your boarding time has changed, and instead simply waiting for the CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK of letters folding to let you know to look.
BRING BACK SPLIT-FLAT DEPARTURE BOARDS
November 27, 2023 at 9:02 PM
There is something useful about not having to glance up in paranoia every four minutes to see if your boarding time has changed, and instead simply waiting for the CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK of letters folding to let you know to look.
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ucla absolutely shitting all over themselves as cal becomes bowl eligible is just such a fitting denouement to Pac-12 After Dark it brings tears to my eyes
November 26, 2023 at 5:40 AM
ucla absolutely shitting all over themselves as cal becomes bowl eligible is just such a fitting denouement to Pac-12 After Dark it brings tears to my eyes
I only found out a few hours ago that the cal bears mauled the ucla bruins in their last ever conference match at the old rose bowl so I'm still riding that high
November 26, 2023 at 6:08 PM
I only found out a few hours ago that the cal bears mauled the ucla bruins in their last ever conference match at the old rose bowl so I'm still riding that high
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Only 2 more minutes until my brain is fixed
November 26, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Only 2 more minutes until my brain is fixed
Stockholm syndrome but your captors are electronic old men building the mythical city on the hill
November 26, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Stockholm syndrome but your captors are electronic old men building the mythical city on the hill
what a waste of the word, "cotillion"
November 26, 2023 at 5:34 PM
what a waste of the word, "cotillion"
that's a shame (y)our country sucks
November 26, 2023 at 5:22 PM
that's a shame (y)our country sucks