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Perpetually annoyed.
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Can I smell your rose? Or whatever Thee Sacred Souls said
Throwing away leftovers already is pure dickhead shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by jonathan
Those leftovers they not finna eat could easily be rewarmed and put into a carry out container to feed someone less fortunate,

but I forgot these the same people that defended wasting half a donut cause they can't be assed to just ask for more icing.
Damn why we throwing out food?? Yall don’t eat leftovers?
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m <redacted>
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Even with my periods of slacking, I’m really proud of my fitness journey this year
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Austin Reaves is not being very nice to Klay Thompson
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I look so damn good, I need to be praised
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Calling someone’s pussy bush a pot scrubber is one of the most unhinged things I’ve ever seen/read
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Kirby says that because he be shitting the bed in conference championship games. A&M fans care because their team never makes them
Kirby can say what he wants about conference championships meaning nothing anymore but I guarantee A&M fans care a lot about not making it
Name a more disappointing 11-1 season.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
aTm is pre-Dabo Clemson. They’re never to be trusted.
This is an impressive pants shitting
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
TURN THIS UP
look, college football should have standards and rules. if they did, this performance tonight would eliminate texas a&m from the playoffs. you lose a game like this to your rivals a week after you were down 30-3 to south carolina at home? you don't deserve to make the postseason
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Shoutout to Texas A&M for getting Brian Kelly out of my community, but it’s still motherfuck ‘em so I will always enjoy them being unserious
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by jonathan
Parliament released ‘Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome’ 48 years ago on November 28, 1977

album.ink/ParliamentFPS
Rediscover Parliament’s ‘Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome’ (1977) | Tribute
A grand call-to-arms to preserve the funk, ‘Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome’ exemplifies George Clinton & crew’s distinctive musical vision.
album.ink
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Arm day finally completed
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Drake gonna be touring for three years trying to break the GNX tour record
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was wylin on here this time last year
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m fighting going to the gym because I want to be lazy
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How I’ma be running with these killers
And back down?
How I’ma look in front of my people?
Like a clown
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My high school’s band used to play 400 Degreez all the time at football games
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You see me
I eat, sleep, shit and talk rap
You seen that 98 Mercedes on TV
I bought that
I had some felony charges
I fought that
Been sent to no return
But still was brought back
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The coolest guitar man there ever was
Remembering Jimi Hendrix today on what would have been his 83rd birthday (born November 27, 1942)

album.ink/JHendrixHBD
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’ve lived in Louisiana my whole life and never heard of mirliton
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM