*singsong* Love to have assholes make me late doing my closing duties! It is my FAVORITE!

😒

They let a girl do a presentation on it, though, complete with a GLITTER-COVERED posterboard. *facepalm* Yeah. Real sensitive reporting there, chickie.

ANYWAY.
Point is, you don't see penile mutilation in horror so much because of patriarchal bullshit. But that's a convo I would LOVE to have!

Reminds me of when The Ex was in nursing school and they had to give a presentation on a world health topic. He couldn't think of a topic so I suggested female circumcision. His advisor shut him down because she was worried about "sensitivity issues."

[cont.]

That babka is a thing of beauty! 😍

Lookit his NOSE! Now That's What I Call Patrician, Vol 12!

I wonder if that's more his or mostly stage makeup? Because I can see how his eyes are shaded to raise his cheekbones to Caesarean heights.

Our rather lackluster local museum was an elementary school rite of passage. We'd usually go once a year. But ONE TIME they had CHINCHILLAS! So I sat and watched them play grab-ass and dust bathe for, like, an hour.

No regrets. Time well spent. 😁

I want to be the scary guy at work

Dibs on all the cool rocks! *greedy hands*

Powder Room #2: also a "magazine."

English is weird. :P

If you're curious it's called that because of the euphemism "powder my nose" (refresh cosmetics) to mean "I have to pee." 😉

But… I thought we were trying. I liked that we tried. I thought we were trying as hard as a super power ever had. That we wanted to be better.

That meant something.

Gatsby’s green light and all that. Tomorrow we’ll run faster, stretch out our hand… so we beat on. Boats against the current.

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