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Skeet It Lady!! 💋
@sadandyellow.bsky.social
Hey ya’ll!!! Sci Fi nerd, chef/food stylist ( #BlondieBeCooking ), Lego builder, fashion lover. Black ✊🏽and Cuban 🇨🇺. Part of the 92%, get somebody else to do it.

Probably wearing red lipstick 💋
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November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yass!! Bookmark this so when you get it you won’t forget to tag me because I wanna see it!!

Here’s mine:

(The dates are the birthdays of my Cuban ancestors that have passed.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Everyone has finally left, the dishes have been put away and my kitchen is clean (mostly).

I’m tired, Kitty and I are in our matching jammies and we are going to relax the rest of the night and sleep in tomorrow.

WE LOVE YOU ALL!!! 💋🫂💋🫂

#DogsOfBlueSky #DogMom #Pomeranian
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The only down side?

It went so well that I’ve now been asked to handle the menu for Christmas. And we’re hoping there’ll be more of us coming from out of town.

The two items mí tía brought were absolutely gross so I’m the only that can be trusted to cook.

#MyFirstThanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It took me two days but I cooked most of the food and there’s none left!!!!

Everyone took leftovers and to go plates!

We had Ropa Vieja, Rotisserie Chicken, Sweet Potato Honey Bun cake, Congri and salad.

#MyFirstThanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Been quiet on here these past few days as I was preparing for the holiday.

Seriously one of the best days ever; the two sides of my family finally meeting.

My brother (the tall one making the funny face), me, my aunt, my cousin and his wife.

#MyFirstThanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I can’t see my mentions because my BlueSky is freezing up so I’m just gonna post with wanton abandon.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“You’re so beautiful and I just want to taste you.”

That line in Sinners was so simple, yet beautiful and poetic.

Why can’t men be like that in real life? It’s literally SO EASY to be thoughtful.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I will not confirm or deny these allegations.

(Come find out for yourself though 💋🤭)
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m 5’4 but still, it’s on SIGHT!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyday y’all slander short people. Ain’t y’all tired? How many times must I threaten violence before y’all leave the vertically challenged alone?

You want me to be taller? Ok cool, put some inches in me then!! 😤
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I waited for these boots to go on sale… but I finally got them!!

Going to wear these to the next #HolySky prayer meeting with a cowboy hat and matching leather chaps.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ll stop mourning when it stops hurting.

And like, why are you choosing this violence on the Monday of a holiday week?

I didn’t need this 😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sometimes I get down because of how I look.

In a world of plastic surgery and perfection I’m just.. here.

Weight loss didn’t cure my low self esteem; loose skin made it worse. (Zoom in on my thighs)

But then I try on my old clothes that used to be too tight and I shed a few happy tears. #Glp1
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sweetie.. I’m gonna hold your hands when I say this.

But please get some new friends. These aren’t good people.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ok, I took my vitamins and put some lightly breaded chicken nuggets and sweet potato fries in the air fryer.

Now I just need one you handsome men folk to send me an audio of you doing pushups while saying “good girl”.

Don’t volunteer all at once!! 🥰😘🤭
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Got ya boo 💋
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Too many of yall are extremely attractive but live on the other side of the country.

…what a damn shame, because I’d tear a few of yall up. 💋🫦👅
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m having a rough night so I appreciate you all joking with me and gassing me up.

In all of my videos when I say “I love you”, I really mean it.

Bless you all 🫂
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My aunt was supposed to bring the rice and beans for the Ropa Vieja I’m making…she’s changed her mind and now wants to bring dessert.

But my aunt doesn’t eat sugar or gluten. It’s gonna be nasty!!! 🤮

#MyFirstThanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is why I don’t understand when men say they don’t want a woman over a certain age.

Because umm.. do you know what happens to us when we hit the peri peri/cougar puberty?

My hormones are running on 500 horsepower.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wow…. I get hit with short people slander and now this.

Tough crowd.

SUGAR COOKIES STILL GET EATEN THOUGH!!! 👅👅👅
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
As HEAD Deaconess I approve this message. #HolySky
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ll give you things you didn't even know you wanted.... if you just let me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Live your goddamn life mija, because ain’t nobody coming to save you but yourself.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM