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♀ (She/Her) |🇧🇩🇬🇧| 20 | AroAce | Autistic | Hobbyist Artist | Least insane Marth, Caeda, & Rocky fan lmao
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Not spoiler free
Pls refer here for my boundaries https://sacredstarlordpi.straw.page
Tags: #gamerstarlordpi #FireEmblem #Splatoon #KidIcarus #Kirby
rate the playlist!
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
rate the playlist!
I want you to meet the yoshi enemies that scared me as a kid, and the yoshi enemies that scared me fairly recently :D
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I want you to meet the yoshi enemies that scared me as a kid, and the yoshi enemies that scared me fairly recently :D
Reminder that the real horror game is a Yoshi game :D
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reminder that the real horror game is a Yoshi game :D
Lrp, guess what, those same "cringe" stories people ever so dismiss as has more than enough joy and whimsy to save my life from depression :)
Ok i know that sounded sappy but anyways dismissing engage specifically as cringe is a red flag and im gonna assume you love being pessimistic, idgaf :/
Ok i know that sounded sappy but anyways dismissing engage specifically as cringe is a red flag and im gonna assume you love being pessimistic, idgaf :/
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lrp, guess what, those same "cringe" stories people ever so dismiss as has more than enough joy and whimsy to save my life from depression :)
Ok i know that sounded sappy but anyways dismissing engage specifically as cringe is a red flag and im gonna assume you love being pessimistic, idgaf :/
Ok i know that sounded sappy but anyways dismissing engage specifically as cringe is a red flag and im gonna assume you love being pessimistic, idgaf :/
every day on this website gets worse
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
every day on this website gets worse
if you thought that was hysterical, then i want you to know that i got the math class event again on two different simulations and this happened 💀
1st and 2nd images is session #1 while 3rd and 4th is session #2. I shit you not, in session #1, almost everyone were angry bs of the funny number jokes
1st and 2nd images is session #1 while 3rd and 4th is session #2. I shit you not, in session #1, almost everyone were angry bs of the funny number jokes
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
The remaining students are forced to enter Math Class.
Callie uses an awful 69420 joke. This angered Veyle, M!Shez, Agent 4, Viridi and F!Byleth, so they pummelled Callie to death.
Bugzzy uses an awful 69420 joke. This angered Agent 8, Lyon, Shiver, King Dedede and Marina, so they pummelled Bugzzy to death.
Kirby uses an awful 69420 joke. This angered F!Alear, Frye, Lucina, Pearl and M!Byleth, so they pummelled Kirby to death.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreiak5pn73cn45netlwzdd5ca42bv4gr2mmss7whgndm7gynxqsvpzq@jpeg)
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
The remaining students are forced to enter Math Class.
Bugzzy says "I'm a triangle, you're a circle, and you're pointless!" to Kirby. Kirby cries and gets kicked out of class.
Marth whacks a heavy 900-paged calculus textbook across Eirika's skull.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreidl64ha4zwiimpfssootwlplojkyreqesaxqkavj5cyganttly2pa@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
if you thought that was hysterical, then i want you to know that i got the math class event again on two different simulations and this happened 💀
1st and 2nd images is session #1 while 3rd and 4th is session #2. I shit you not, in session #1, almost everyone were angry bs of the funny number jokes
1st and 2nd images is session #1 while 3rd and 4th is session #2. I shit you not, in session #1, almost everyone were angry bs of the funny number jokes
5th arena event, and... yeah, who's ready for everyone's favourite subject, maths
i'd comment about the lore inaccurate magvel trio but i forgot how hysterical the "deaths" here were 😭
i'd comment about the lore inaccurate magvel trio but i forgot how hysterical the "deaths" here were 😭
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
The remaining students are forced to enter Math Class.
Eirika gets severe brain damage from complicated equations and dies.
Alm survives math class.
Lyon gets disciplined by an angry Math teacher wielding a ruler as a sword.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreidxanehi2ixlbi7x5sithst6xgk5xyn5ahsxu2bvzh2yfhpotlale@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
5th arena event, and... yeah, who's ready for everyone's favourite subject, maths
i'd comment about the lore inaccurate magvel trio but i forgot how hysterical the "deaths" here were 😭
i'd comment about the lore inaccurate magvel trio but i forgot how hysterical the "deaths" here were 😭
here's the 4th arena event and... you know i had to make something involving the school bus, which surely must be playing kirby air ride or f-zero considering how many times it was spinning (no im not sorry for this)
Do NOT take the school bus to Garreg Mach, worst mistake of my life!!! 😭
Do NOT take the school bus to Garreg Mach, worst mistake of my life!!! 😭
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
Seatbelts everyone! Please let this be a normal field trip. With the Friz? No way!
Pearl was able to find a seat in the school bus.
M!Alear and Yuri work together to throw Wheelie out of the bus window.
M!Shez kicks Meta Knight down the school bus steps.
The school bus spins around at a dangerously high velocity, causing Chrom, Frye and Claude to fall out.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreiayil4vvmmqqzjbhkjxu4tn5qq5kqg7oevsqc7wtoqxdbenzzbyri@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
here's the 4th arena event and... you know i had to make something involving the school bus, which surely must be playing kirby air ride or f-zero considering how many times it was spinning (no im not sorry for this)
Do NOT take the school bus to Garreg Mach, worst mistake of my life!!! 😭
Do NOT take the school bus to Garreg Mach, worst mistake of my life!!! 😭
oh great my favourite kirby duo and my favourite lowells get sent to detention for fighting each other, ok man
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
oh great my favourite kirby duo and my favourite lowells get sent to detention for fighting each other, ok man
This is based on a true story on what happened in my school DURING CLASS BTW
the fight broke out exactly how it did in the simulation, but stopped when the 2 people fighting accidentally hit SOMEONE ELSE on the head with their chair. the guy who got caught in the fight cried and ran out of class 💀😭
the fight broke out exactly how it did in the simulation, but stopped when the 2 people fighting accidentally hit SOMEONE ELSE on the head with their chair. the guy who got caught in the fight cried and ran out of class 💀😭
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Day 1]
Neo Agent 3 and Marth pick up their chairs to fight each other with it, but stops when they accidentally hit M!Byleth.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreigvvm2u5t5bjw6wvz4zmkxdotcqeswfq5angtufecjiulcvbquu6i@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is based on a true story on what happened in my school DURING CLASS BTW
the fight broke out exactly how it did in the simulation, but stopped when the 2 people fighting accidentally hit SOMEONE ELSE on the head with their chair. the guy who got caught in the fight cried and ran out of class 💀😭
the fight broke out exactly how it did in the simulation, but stopped when the 2 people fighting accidentally hit SOMEONE ELSE on the head with their chair. the guy who got caught in the fight cried and ran out of class 💀😭
ok marth and bandana waddle dee you have fun seeing who can swing over the bar on the swing set then?? (meanwhile they forced 4 of my top favourite characters to fight💔)
oh btw lucina won in this simulation by doing absolutely nothing. FINALLY ONE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS WON...
oh btw lucina won in this simulation by doing absolutely nothing. FINALLY ONE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS WON...
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - The Feast]
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Marth tries to swing over the bar on the swing set.
Agent 4 shoves M!Shez into her locker after catching him raiding it.
Lucina decides not to go to The Feast.
Bandana Waddle Dee tries to swing over the bar on the swing set.
M!Corrin and M!Byleth fight Eirika and Rocky. Eirika and Rocky survive.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreiaeqvvhielrneultt2yzpf7c7ypszkry62t5bag7gu7kfe4nw7uqm@jpeg)
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Day 9]
Marth and Eirika fight Rocky and Agent 4, but are all stopped by the teacher and sent to detention.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreibqhj4ejbvnhensaozimarayd7vydaeywnjtayuwwpv5adytvwa7u@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ok marth and bandana waddle dee you have fun seeing who can swing over the bar on the swing set then?? (meanwhile they forced 4 of my top favourite characters to fight💔)
oh btw lucina won in this simulation by doing absolutely nothing. FINALLY ONE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS WON...
oh btw lucina won in this simulation by doing absolutely nothing. FINALLY ONE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS WON...
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - The Feast]
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
M!Byleth is unable to find Viridi whilst playing hide and seek.
F!Corrin jumps across the tables, pretending to play parkour](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreiccg5zccvnw3b34ymka6uxkndy23cel64gvhak6nloc35bqfu3mg4@jpeg)
ephraim wasn't ready for cap'n 3, despite being a glass canon, activating inner agent 3 mode to parry his attack and aura farm better than him
(not sure if its a general rule, but at least when i played, you can bring back anyone on your team who got eliminated if you caught your enemy's dodgeball)
(not sure if its a general rule, but at least when i played, you can bring back anyone on your team who got eliminated if you caught your enemy's dodgeball)
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ephraim wasn't ready for cap'n 3, despite being a glass canon, activating inner agent 3 mode to parry his attack and aura farm better than him
(not sure if its a general rule, but at least when i played, you can bring back anyone on your team who got eliminated if you caught your enemy's dodgeball)
(not sure if its a general rule, but at least when i played, you can bring back anyone on your team who got eliminated if you caught your enemy's dodgeball)
OOOOOHHHH MY GODD ALEAR AND MARINA WERE AURA FARMING IN A DODGEBALL MATCH I AM ON MY KNEEEEEES
its a shame that kirby and shez were on the recieving end of that but OHHH MYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
its a shame that kirby and shez were on the recieving end of that but OHHH MYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
OOOOOHHHH MY GODD ALEAR AND MARINA WERE AURA FARMING IN A DODGEBALL MATCH I AM ON MY KNEEEEEES
its a shame that kirby and shez were on the recieving end of that but OHHH MYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
its a shame that kirby and shez were on the recieving end of that but OHHH MYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
meta knight i dont think spamming mach tornado or doing the brawl down b exploit to disappear forever will do you any favours in winning dodgeball legitimately
(this is a true story btw. when i was playing dodgeball, i watched someone get disqualified for using various sports equipment as cover 😭)
(this is a true story btw. when i was playing dodgeball, i watched someone get disqualified for using various sports equipment as cover 😭)
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
meta knight i dont think spamming mach tornado or doing the brawl down b exploit to disappear forever will do you any favours in winning dodgeball legitimately
(this is a true story btw. when i was playing dodgeball, i watched someone get disqualified for using various sports equipment as cover 😭)
(this is a true story btw. when i was playing dodgeball, i watched someone get disqualified for using various sports equipment as cover 😭)
new simulation with our 3rd arena event
If Three Houses wasn't fucking around, it would have a dodgeball minigame and actually make Garreg Mach more redeemable as a hub area ://
If Three Houses wasn't fucking around, it would have a dodgeball minigame and actually make Garreg Mach more redeemable as a hub area ://
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
It is P.E. Class, and everyone is forced to play dodgeball.
Edelgard leads F!Corrin, and Waddle Doo to throw all their dodgeballs at Wheelie at once.
Viridi leads Celica, and F!Robin to throw all their dodgeballs at Veyle at once.
Yuri survives and wins the dodgeball match.
F!Byleth survives and wins the dodgeball match.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreibao3cdtziq6tu47t4vznhdta2vi3m2q2bjelupcamv5ggeigayba@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
new simulation with our 3rd arena event
If Three Houses wasn't fucking around, it would have a dodgeball minigame and actually make Garreg Mach more redeemable as a hub area ://
If Three Houses wasn't fucking around, it would have a dodgeball minigame and actually make Garreg Mach more redeemable as a hub area ://
this happened shortly after the surprise exam btw
(quoting this post because it's a possible scenario that can happen during the feast)
(quoting this post because it's a possible scenario that can happen during the feast)
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this happened shortly after the surprise exam btw
(quoting this post because it's a possible scenario that can happen during the feast)
(quoting this post because it's a possible scenario that can happen during the feast)
Lore accurate Pit, Agent 4, and F!Corrin(?) followed by lore INACCURATE M!Corrin(?) and Renais Twins
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lore accurate Pit, Agent 4, and F!Corrin(?) followed by lore INACCURATE M!Corrin(?) and Renais Twins
(repost because it's better if i put it into one thread than in separate replies?? not sure why i did that in the first place)
new simulation with our 2nd arena event. do u think reclassing or promoting your units in three houses is like getting a surprise exam jumscare?
new simulation with our 2nd arena event. do u think reclassing or promoting your units in three houses is like getting a surprise exam jumscare?
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
The remaining students are given a surprise exam with little time for preparation.
Cap'n 3 realised she can't fucking read and decided to scribble unhinged doodles instead, knowing she will fail.
Claude successfully frames Alm of cheating by throwing a paper airplane at him with illegal notes written on the inside.
M!Byleth completes his exam on time.
King Dedede gets caught cheating in his exam.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreibatijq3pbhcvgpwmtqdqdu6u7qyhyju6vqafs4c2cboezikhpzpq@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
(repost because it's better if i put it into one thread than in separate replies?? not sure why i did that in the first place)
new simulation with our 2nd arena event. do u think reclassing or promoting your units in three houses is like getting a surprise exam jumscare?
new simulation with our 2nd arena event. do u think reclassing or promoting your units in three houses is like getting a surprise exam jumscare?
ok man you're really not being sutble right now
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - The Bloodbath]
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Somehow, Marth got expelled before his first day at the Officers Academy began 💀](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreifhqgqmv6xb7elgy2j76ih6k3sr3rrpyt5qd53ryrv3hceqzmmeiu@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ok man you're really not being sutble right now
this is so sad, shiver can't catch a break from being terrible at stealth even though she does it on a regular basis
when you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
when you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
this is so sad, shiver can't catch a break from being terrible at stealth even though she does it on a regular basis
when you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
when you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
the simulator was only kind to marth and ephraim, but was really mean to rocky and caeda, wtf man does it still hate my comfort characters fr fr
(agent 4 we're gonna have some problems if you end up winning this simulation all because you pulled a magolor moment and betrayed my son)
(agent 4 we're gonna have some problems if you end up winning this simulation all because you pulled a magolor moment and betrayed my son)
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the simulator was only kind to marth and ephraim, but was really mean to rocky and caeda, wtf man does it still hate my comfort characters fr fr
(agent 4 we're gonna have some problems if you end up winning this simulation all because you pulled a magolor moment and betrayed my son)
(agent 4 we're gonna have some problems if you end up winning this simulation all because you pulled a magolor moment and betrayed my son)
alright give it up for the first of many cringe high school au themed arena events! EVERYONE GETS SENT TO DETENTION, AHHHHH!!!
...the irony of edelgard and big man snitching on m!byleth and marie respectively for trying to escape detention though...
...the irony of edelgard and big man snitching on m!byleth and marie respectively for trying to escape detention though...
![[Garreg Mach Monastery - Arena Event]
The remaining students are sent to detention for various reasons with differing levels of punishment.
Edelgard snitches on M!Byleth for trying to escape detention, who then gets punished even further.
Celica fails to convince the Detention Lady their time served is over, who attacks her with a ruler.
Meta Knight and Bandana Waddle Dee sneaks out of detention, but Bandana Waddle Dee betrays Meta Knight by kicking him back in, causing Meta Knight to get punished.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfohieapbf6srfurgc6iswno/bafkreih24kydwbilgk2mb5j7abepsl7itust5xw3kfesyth3gdxoxxkwti@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
alright give it up for the first of many cringe high school au themed arena events! EVERYONE GETS SENT TO DETENTION, AHHHHH!!!
...the irony of edelgard and big man snitching on m!byleth and marie respectively for trying to escape detention though...
...the irony of edelgard and big man snitching on m!byleth and marie respectively for trying to escape detention though...
