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"the worst person you know just made a great point" meme
August 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
s-m-e-l-l-e-n.bsky.social
i actually dont care about lindsey graham's sexuality

however: i do care that laura loomer appears to have stolen and absorbed his cheekbones
"them" magazine headline: Right-Wing Influencer Laura Loomer Testified Under Oath That Lindsey Graham Is Gay over images of laura loomer and lindsey graham, both chest-up
August 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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my reaction to this film poster
"sickos" cartoon (guy looking through the window going "yes ... ha ha ha ... YES") and the text "me, waiting to watch josh o'connor be gay again"
July 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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mamdanitimes.com
fake NYT headline that reads: Zohran Mamdani Tripped on the Sidewalk and Thought Nobody Saw It. But We Did
July 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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screen shot of a quote tweet first tweet: JUST IN - Trump administration warns that U.S. blackouts could double by 2030 due to increased power demand driven by Al and coal plant closures - Bloomberg quote tweet: Sorry you've gotta embrace rolling blackouts as part of your life now, a bunch of idiot tech morons need to type "James Gunn DC Movies Explained" into Chat gpt
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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imagine publicly announcing that despite having room on your ballot for up to five candidates you are voting for sex pests and sex pests ONLY
Harold Holzer mock up ballot, ranking Cuomo 1 and Stringer 2 Grayson Carter mock up ballot, ranking Cuomo 1 and Stringer 2
June 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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screen grab of tweet from Eric Schmidt (@TalkingSchmidt) the tweet reads: "Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo" over the meme of willem dafoe in spider-man with the text slightly altered to say, "You know, I'm something of a sex pest myself"
June 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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onion headline reading "De Blasio: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy to Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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mulling a new bit where i respond with the HSM guy's "is that even LEGAL" thing every time trump does something flagrantly unconstitutional
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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getting the eternal sunshine procedure but for my critical thinking so i can start tweeting stuff like this
"From the great David Brooks of The New York Times, in the May volume of The Atlantic. Everyone should read every word of this historic piece. It's worth the price of a subscription to The Atlantic, without question the most courageous magazine in America today."
April 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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is this good
screengrab from CNN with an image of a dial pointing far to the left and in the red, with the text "Extreme Fear is driving the US market"
April 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i already have these glasses and they are called "my imagination"
tweet reading: "Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please" over an image of glasses held up in front of a city street. through the glasses are cartoon versions of apartment buildings. (these do not line up with the real buildings and are sloppily designed)
March 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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hmmm. a soulless evil stealing and repurposing artists' very creative capacity actually sounds much like the central antagonism of a studio ghibli film
article titled "New ChatGPT update spurs flood of Ghibli-style portraits" over a tweet of an actual photo and an AI cartoon rendering of the photo image
March 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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gonna sling one of these pete hegseth's way and just see what happens
text reading: U.S. Post: You have a USPS parcel being cleared, due to the detection of an invalid zip code address, the parcel can not be cleared, the parcel is temporarily detained, please confirm the zip code address information in the link within 24 hours. [link] (Please reply with a Y, then exit the text message and open it again to activate the link, or copy the link into your Safari browser and open it) Have a great day from the USPS team!
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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setting aside how obviously stupid this podcast is i do think it's funny that the promo image is very much giving dorian gray / the portrait in his attic
ad for gavin newsom's podcast, "this is gavin newsom" with additional text "episode 4: and this is steve bannon; wednesday, march 12." this text is over well lit smiling shot of newsom, while bannon, with a strikingly similar outfit and haircut, glowers darkly behind him
March 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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he might just get hit with the rico
Why Georgia's RICO statue in particular is such a powerful tool Chuck Rosenberg Could the conduct of certain people in the Trump campaign organization - those who sought to substitute fake electors for real electors, for instance - make them part of a criminal enterprise for purposes of the Georgia RICO statute? Yes.
August 15, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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cleatus. cleatus....... cleatus the football robot. cleatus. the football robot
football playing dancing robot from fox sports with caption "cleatus the football robot"
August 11, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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me waking up with a headache this morning
"is the worlds sexiest man dying" - daily mail online
August 10, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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personal announcement: blonde
selfie of person in oversized grey "FLETCHER" shirt with blonde bob on sidewalk
August 9, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie
cat in chair at table with text "i hope we're having scalloped potatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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me every time i open a social media app
text reading "the internet is a horrible place and i'm here to make it worse"
July 8, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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happy independence gay
person on sand in front of ocean wearing "boy beach ptown" shirt
July 4, 2023 at 7:35 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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me on twitter vs me on bluesky
photo of eva longoria circa 2006 with text "omg you're acting so professional today" photo of jessica simpson circa 2004 with text li have the right to remain silent but not the ability"
July 4, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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mods asleep post sandwich
lobster roll and potato salad
July 1, 2023 at 5:31 PM