How do you so often attract so many of the Bluesky Explainers? It’s like a gift [derogatory].

Born too early for a cure to cancer, born too late for cold medicines to be full of opiates, what are we even doing here, humanity.

They should invent a human condition that doesn’t include fraility, imo.

A Tale of Two-Factor Authentication

Wait, a 3 or maybe 4, I misremembered which way the scale goes on account of not being able to picture the damn thing.

Admittedly this is a stretch as it comes immediately after a character visualises something extremely vividly, but *spontaneously* and apparently never at will, so I’m probably putting him on a 2, maybe a 3, on the Apple Rotator.

Nero accepted cookies while Rome burned.

I should not have said “24 hour bug” within earshot of the universe, who famously loves a challenge.

All this is to say, if you see me relaxing over the weekend, hug me, and if you see me working over the weekend, slap me.

It could also be neurotypicals, even when they realise they have aphantasia or hyperphantasia, which are a kind of neurodiversity on their own, don't have the extra cognitive load of managing more commonly recognised (and more socially obvious) overlapping diversities. They can just get on with it.

"I’ve been making coffee since I was nine."

Never have I ever met a nine year old and thought, yes, you should definitely have an espresso.

"Also my son, Noah, who is 11, has started copying Hamad."

No, I'm fairly sure he's copying your crippling early-onset caffeine addiction.

Why would you drag Owen Pallet like this?

Hmmm.

It’s actually much better in my memory than it actually is and yet.

Can’t believe this was my first experience of anime, how I didn’t immediately become a simp for all things Japan at a frighteningly young age is a mystery.

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