Ryan
@ryandstout.bsky.social
September 2024 is no longer National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month because Sleepy Joe signed that proclamation with the auto pen
Thank you for your attention in this matter
Thank you for your attention in this matter
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
September 2024 is no longer National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month because Sleepy Joe signed that proclamation with the auto pen
Thank you for your attention in this matter
Thank you for your attention in this matter
I had to re-read this a couple times to realize it didn't mean that
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I had to re-read this a couple times to realize it didn't mean that
Remain calm, all is well
a police officer is dancing in front of a crowd with the word remain written on the bottom
ALT: a police officer is dancing in front of a crowd with the word remain written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Remain calm, all is well
Imagine an interstate with a bunch of red lights and U-Turns
www.bceo.org
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Imagine an interstate with a bunch of red lights and U-Turns
I don't mind the roundabouts, but the superstreet intersections need to go
"Oh, I get to stop for 3 different sets of lights for a single intersection? Sign me up for that"
-Nobody, ever
"Oh, I get to stop for 3 different sets of lights for a single intersection? Sign me up for that"
-Nobody, ever
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I don't mind the roundabouts, but the superstreet intersections need to go
"Oh, I get to stop for 3 different sets of lights for a single intersection? Sign me up for that"
-Nobody, ever
"Oh, I get to stop for 3 different sets of lights for a single intersection? Sign me up for that"
-Nobody, ever
She's pointing out that enlisted personnel take an oath which specifically states "obey the orders of the President" (while ignoring "according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice")
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
She's pointing out that enlisted personnel take an oath which specifically states "obey the orders of the President" (while ignoring "according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice")
I get these at Aldi, wrap them in aluminum foil, and toss in the slow cooker
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I get these at Aldi, wrap them in aluminum foil, and toss in the slow cooker
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
If you catch your mistake and think you can hang up before it rings to 911, NO YOU CAN'T
They will call back
They will call back
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you catch your mistake and think you can hang up before it rings to 911, NO YOU CAN'T
They will call back
They will call back
But those amendments aren't self-executing, and any law attempting to effectuate them is unconstitutional. You might even say that the Constitution itself is unconstitutional
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
But those amendments aren't self-executing, and any law attempting to effectuate them is unconstitutional. You might even say that the Constitution itself is unconstitutional
Golden Globe for Podcast, it's like combining two bad things to make them worse:
Sour Cream and Onion Cheese Puffs
Beat-Boxing Enya
Pay-Per-View Soap Operas
MMA Breakdancing
Powerwalking Cropdusting
Sour Cream and Onion Cheese Puffs
Beat-Boxing Enya
Pay-Per-View Soap Operas
MMA Breakdancing
Powerwalking Cropdusting
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Golden Globe for Podcast, it's like combining two bad things to make them worse:
Sour Cream and Onion Cheese Puffs
Beat-Boxing Enya
Pay-Per-View Soap Operas
MMA Breakdancing
Powerwalking Cropdusting
Sour Cream and Onion Cheese Puffs
Beat-Boxing Enya
Pay-Per-View Soap Operas
MMA Breakdancing
Powerwalking Cropdusting
I look forward to finding out which of you has been hiking the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I look forward to finding out which of you has been hiking the Appalachian Trail
Wait 'til they find out they have to pay $19.99/month subscription in order to use the heated seats, and another $14.99/month for the remote start app
That's the reason I stuck with the F-16
That's the reason I stuck with the F-16
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait 'til they find out they have to pay $19.99/month subscription in order to use the heated seats, and another $14.99/month for the remote start app
That's the reason I stuck with the F-16
That's the reason I stuck with the F-16
Replace the opening credits with the Baby Got Back video, problem solved
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Replace the opening credits with the Baby Got Back video, problem solved
The Burbs had some mediocre Hanks scenes, and some top notch Hanks scenes
Take Me to the Hospital! -- Tom Hanks "The 'burbs"
YouTube video by Adam_Greene28
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Burbs had some mediocre Hanks scenes, and some top notch Hanks scenes
Security system running on Windows Server 2003, connected to the same network as the office computers 😬
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Security system running on Windows Server 2003, connected to the same network as the office computers 😬
Importers are transferring money into the treasury's accounts to pay the tariffs and the government has some kind of record of these transactions, I assume
Money goes back to importers (not "countries")
If importers charged an explicit tariff to their customers, they can deal with refunds
Money goes back to importers (not "countries")
If importers charged an explicit tariff to their customers, they can deal with refunds
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Importers are transferring money into the treasury's accounts to pay the tariffs and the government has some kind of record of these transactions, I assume
Money goes back to importers (not "countries")
If importers charged an explicit tariff to their customers, they can deal with refunds
Money goes back to importers (not "countries")
If importers charged an explicit tariff to their customers, they can deal with refunds
Maybe Ben Garrison dropped by the White House
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Maybe Ben Garrison dropped by the White House
You could write the same article about every successful populist politician and only need to change a few minor details
Find a cause people care about, unite them with a sense of belonging, win election
Find a cause people care about, unite them with a sense of belonging, win election
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You could write the same article about every successful populist politician and only need to change a few minor details
Find a cause people care about, unite them with a sense of belonging, win election
Find a cause people care about, unite them with a sense of belonging, win election
I went to look at the Roy Moore senate election to see the ticket splitting there, but it was the only race in a December special election
That might have turned out differently if there was another race on the ballot, with all the GOP voters that sat it out
That might have turned out differently if there was another race on the ballot, with all the GOP voters that sat it out
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I went to look at the Roy Moore senate election to see the ticket splitting there, but it was the only race in a December special election
That might have turned out differently if there was another race on the ballot, with all the GOP voters that sat it out
That might have turned out differently if there was another race on the ballot, with all the GOP voters that sat it out